It's been quite a long while since I went over to Puertoblogs to see what's new. I haven't had time to sit down and read through all the self centered drivel that clogs the internet today, and now that I finally got to do it, I wish i had not. Holy Fucking Shit. Yes, it is self centered because that's exactly what blogs are designed for. It's mostly used as a public, often anonymous tool that helps you stroke your ego and express in writing all of the shit that you're sometimes too much of a coward to say in real life. But most importantly, it is a highly overused, excessively easy way to try to bring attention to yourself or your fake "online self". And that is exactly what is turning the puertorrican blogging community into ...Keep reading.

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OK, so even though we seem to have moved into apartment paradise, there comes a time when you get cabin fever and for fear of smacking the shit out of your significant other when he makes you jump out of your seat by screaming like a rape victim for the 17th time because he's playing Gears of War and a sniper just blew his fucking head off, you know that it's time to convince him to turn off the console, GTFO and have a breath of fresh air. Since we had no plans for Independence Day, we decided to test how long does it take to walk from our apartment complex to my grad school, which is only a couple of miles away. We had heard how you have to cross a busy road and walk through a few patches that still have no sidewalk in the sweltering heat, ...Keep reading.

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Part 2 of our riveting Texas relocation pictorial! In case you missed the first, it's here. Last time, I ended it with an image of us finally stepping on Texan soil. Well, 3 hours later, we were finishing the lease paperwork on our apartment and walking into it the very same day we arrived in Plano. So here's what we saw once we got through the door: Oh wow it does look nice and spacious-- WHAT THE FUCK why does it have a carpet?! This is not gonna bode well for my allergies. Oh well, at least it looks clean... This is the entrance. You can see how strong the geekery is when the first thing we unpack is our laptop. Another view of ...Keep reading.

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For those of you who are not privileged enough to be my Fakebook friends, here's a bunch of pictures DS and I have posted, taken throughout our epic quest to establish ourselves in the Holy Land known as Texas. I won't give you a long winded intro because people are fucking lazy and don't read anymore, so here's the pics and some descriptions:

The day of our departure was a rainy, sad, miserable piece of shit. Good thing the flights weren't delayed or canceled because that cloud was fucking with us the whole day. At this point I'm still not excited for some weird reason, since the fear of leaving something important behind kept my thoughts pretty busy.

We needed a way to be ...Keep reading.

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