I can't believe I haven't posted anything since we were stationed in a shitty cockroachy motel in Louisiana. Time has really flown since we arrived here. I have lost track of time so badly, I don't even know what day it is anymore. I had to put a gigantic widget with the full date in my computer. Having so much free time makes you lose touch with reality. Oh well, I'll enjoy the shit out of it while I have time. Soon enough waking up late will become a rare luxury. So, what has gone on since we arrived in this charming, relatively young city? Well... We started off on the wrong side of the law by "borrowing" internet. But only for a few days, don't judge! It took a week to get Internet service and then soon after we spent another week without it thanks to Time Warner's negligent ...Keep reading.

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Finally La Mierda del Monte decided to do their fucking job and give us our precious car today, so we wasted no time and split the fuck out of Orlando as if we had a firecracker lit in our asses. Yeah, the city is great, but goddamn, there's only so much cramped motel rooms and fast food we can take. What the fuck am I even talking about. I am writing this from yet another Motel 6 so we're still playing dirty motel whores. Unfortunately not only is this one smaller but also dirtier, I saw one of those little tiny cockroaches and DS squashed the shit out of it and now I'm freaked out because I don't want those little bastard fuckers crawling all over me while I sleep. Fuck. I hope our new apartments are properly fumigated. Goddamned vermin now I can't sleep. I'll even call up my dad, have ...Keep reading.

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Allow me a moment to take the biggest, messiest, corn-studded SHIT on La Rosa del Monte.

We have been stuck in Orlando for nearly a week now, when the original plan was to hang out here probably for a weekend while the freighter company mentioned above did it's thing and released our car for pickup at their warehouse.

Wat has gone on for the past few days is an excruciating waiting period, much more painful than the acceptance letter from the Guildhall, since at least that last one I had a lot of faith in. But not with La Rosa. Since last Friday they have provided us with a shit ton of excuses and tentative dates for when they'll have our car ready, and when that date finally arrives, all ...Keep reading.

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