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When we got off, my adrenaline levels were still pumping. I felt like climbing on every damned machine. He looked like he had been violently raped without lubricant.

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Archive for May, 2008

May

9th

2008

Celebrity Penis Review Part 4

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Oh yeah. You know you wanted it. Don't act coy. You yearned for it. You beg for it like a naughty catholic schoolgirl asking for a spanking. It's that time again.... To stare at celebrity cock! Needless to say the links are ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK, as if a title like the one above wouldn't be enough of a deterrent for you to not open this in an office environment, unless, as I stated before, you work at a penis research facility. If you're a guy, don't worry, it's not gay if you look at the pics only to "measure up". Comparing penis size is embedded in our genes. That's why those flaps of wood placed between urinals are a criminal offense against our right to see if our peeing neighbor puts us to shame or deserves our sympathy for not being "gifted", and thus immediately defining alpha ...Keep reading.
Posted in Celebs, Gay | 14 Comments »

May

8th

2008

The Cell Phone Diaries, part 2

By Kaiser Dämmerung

I'm gonna have to buy me a microSD if I'm gonna keep up with all the weird and fascinating shit I get to snap on my disgustingly blurry cell phone camera on a daily basis. Speaking of shit, you may have seen this horrible affront to good taste whenever you're in Guaynabo, on the corner of Quizno's and Bellas Artes (sorry, don't know the names of those streets).
This is supposed to be a banner for a DESIGN school. My design school. My alma mater. Then, if it is indeed a design school... WHO THE FUCK APPROVED THIS GODDAMN HORRIBLE MISHMASH OF PHOTOSHOP FILTERS AS A LEGITIMATE ADVERTISEMENT? I imagine they made a competition between first year students who were just then learning to use photoshop and the least atrocious design turned out to be this and won. Because I refuse to ...Keep reading.
Posted in Celebs, Gay, WTF, Work | 6 Comments »

May

6th

2008

I usually don’t laugh at other people’s misfortune…

By Kaiser Dämmerung

...but I'm so glad this douchebag:

$Tito Kayak, Puerto Rico\'s living, breathing shame and all around public nuisance$

Is probably gonna get raped in a cold jail cell floor.
It's one thing to become Puerto Rico's # 1 public nuisance, but when he hits a woman and tries to get away with it by playing the victim (as he always does), it takes a special kind of goddamn worthless human trash to pull it off. He was trash before this, but now he has evolved beyond that. He's like those boats full of radioactive waste that nobody wants cruising around our shores. I. CANNOT. WAIT to see him become everyone's prison bitch. Let's see if he tries to climb some other structure inside the penitentiary in protest. I would love to see him brought down, WITH A FUCKING SNIPER ...Keep reading.
Posted in Rants | 4 Comments »

May

6th

2008

I have done something horrible

By Kaiser Dämmerung

I gave in and downloaded the World of Warcraft trial edition.

I have been avoiding this game like the plague ever since I've had a PC that could run it, mostly because I was wary of the high addiction factor it's been said to have, and most importantly, because of the goddamn monthly fee. I have been playing it for less than a week now and my overall impression on this game is:
MEH.
Yay it's another fucking grinding fest! Mission after mission after mission and I have yet to see something that makes me say WOW! (pun intended) and hook me up on the game to the point of actually making me buy the retail version and become a slave to monthly payments.

I can see this game becoming more fun in ...Keep reading.
Posted in Geek Stuff | 10 Comments »

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Praise the Lord… While rockin’ the fuck out!
Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, you bet your ass some money hungry Christoids want a piece of the profitable band simulation market. After the rampant success of Guitar Hero and Rockband, they needed to find an excuse to cater to all those "young sheep" whose brains are so wiped of all independent thought to the point where they are not allowed to hear or even like mainstream popular music. And what better way to do ...

Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis
So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...

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