May
16th
2008

The best way to spend $15 million

By Kaiser Dämmerung

If you needed further evidence that wealth is always distributed among the unworthy, hell, if you need further evidence that there is no god, just check out what an anonymous and very rich someone recently bought in a Sotheby’s auction.

A lifesize anime statue. But not just any statue. It’s an original Takashi Murakami sculpture. And yes, that white stuf swirling around the spunky, ecstatic anime character is EXACTLY what you think it is. If you don’t believe me, click on the image to see the full statue. Needless to say, the image is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Apparently whoever bought this did it over the phone. And with good reason. Would you like tho be the person raising your hand in an auction room when this thing is standing there on a pedestal? But what’s more disturbing, who on their goddamn right mind would splooge -pardon the pun- FIFTEEN MILLION US DOLLARS (not that they’re worth much these days) on a fucking statue?! Do you know how many third world countries would upgrade to second world countries with that amount of money?!

But no. That person just had to have a sculpture of a generic RPG character ejaculating a literal milky way, gracing the entrance to their mansion. It makes a nice conversation piece, but I wouldn’t pay millions of dollars for something that I get to see and/or experience in real life almost every night.

Rich people are fucking morons.

I hope it falls and breaks when they deliver it.





7 comments to “The best way to spend $15 million”

I know who would. A filthy rich gay geek. Mira a ver, averigua quien es y montenle un harem entre tu y D. Chavos pa estudiar, joder y comprar toda la mierda geeksiva imaginable a cambio de que le pinten el milky way en la espalda……


Ugh! probablemente es un viejo cagalitroso y pellejú. Fuck that shit. Mejor me quedo muerto de hambre.
A menos que sea sadomasoquista y lo que le gusten sean los latigazos. Así no hay que tocarlo. LOL.


hmmmmm….

La cuestión esa es muy parecida a cuando yo me vengo…..

>:)


Then your wife must be one happy lady!

I’d have to stop having sex or jerking it for like a month to do even a fraction of a normal cumshot. LOL.

Hey that gives me an idea. I mean for a new post, not for… you know..


…..15 million dollars?? Whoever bought that needs to be tentacle raped for a month - but then again, someone who would waste 15 mil on that would probably enjoy it.


Takashi Murakami also did one of a girl jump roping with the milk from her tits, its called Hiropan. google it. also that sculpture above is call “my lonesome cowboy.” also takashi murakami does some really awesome paintings too, which are not like his sculptures. check it out.


Holy shit I had seen Hiropan before but I didn’t know her name. And yes, he’s done some cool stuff. I believe he made Kanye West’s “graduation” album cover, which was an awesome change considering all hip hip covers tend to look the same.




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