May
11th
2008

Yo mom

By Kaiser Dämmerung

You’re AWESOME. Here’s a sketch for ya:

Mom\'s portrait

Happy mum’s day, thank you for having your stomach slashed open and having me pulled out of your gaping abdomen!

* This was one of the original sketches submitted for my entrance portfolio. My mom, who is a painter, has always done portraits of all family members throughout her life, yet no one returned the favor, until now. This was based on a picture of her in her middle to late 20’s, rockin’ the mullet, notorious at the time. Sadly, all original copies had to be submitted with no chance of return, so only a digital copy remains. I plan on doing another, more contemporary portrait and give it to her framed and ready for hanging, before I leave. It’s a fucking shame I didn’t think of this before, it would have made a rockin’ mother’s day gift.





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