May
6th
2008

I usually don’t laugh at other people’s misfortune…

By Kaiser Dämmerung

…but I’m so glad this douchebag:

Tito Kayak, Puerto Rico\'s living, breathing shame and all around public nuisance

Is probably gonna get raped in a cold jail cell floor.

It’s one thing to become Puerto Rico’s # 1 public nuisance, but when he hits a woman and tries to get away with it by playing the victim (as he always does), it takes a special kind of goddamn worthless human trash to pull it off. He was trash before this, but now he has evolved beyond that. He’s like those boats full of radioactive waste that nobody wants cruising around our shores.

I. CANNOT. WAIT to see him become everyone’s prison bitch. Let’s see if he tries to climb some other structure inside the penitentiary in protest. I would love to see him brought down, WITH A FUCKING SNIPER RIFLE.

But you know what’s more pitiful and pathetic than this sorry excuse of attention whoring scum?

The people who support him.

Good luck now trying to explain why you stand behind a guy who beats his (ex) women.

May the long arm of the law shove it’s fist elbow deep in his ass. With gardener gloves and no lube.





4 comments to “I usually don’t laugh at other people’s misfortune…”

Awww, I feel so sad for that uneducated piece of shit :(


Lo que yo quiero saber es QUIEN PUÑETA LE PAGA LAS FIANZAS Y LOS GASTOS LEGALES SI EL CABRON ES UN INDIGENTE DE MIERDA.


Cuanto te apuestas a que sale absuerrrrrto?


Lamentablemente y con el “infalible” sistema judicial de aquí, eso es lo más probable. Ni que el cabrón tuviera mafiosos o políticos dándole backup.

Pero voy a cruzar los dedos. We can dream can’t we?




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