As you all probably know, as of this post I'm in Orlando, starting my engines for the legendary trek to that mythical land called Texas. The whole flight was so easygoing and hassle free that it kinda scared me. After such a rare pleasant experience I expected everything to turn into a clusterfuck as soon as I set foot in Florida, but that was not the case. Even the cab ride to our motel was a breeze. The cabbie was a silent Jamaican dude who reminded me greatly of Little Jacob from Grand Theft Auto 4. I half expected him to pop open his trunk and try to sell us an AK47. Unfortunately we arrived at night, so we couldn't appreciate the scenery on our way to our fabulous, luxurious Motel 6. Now let me tell you something about Orlando. This city is a gigantic living, breathing ...Keep reading.

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Sorry to bring up suc a sappy song to describe wat i'm going troug, but tere's no oter way around it. Today, Thursday, on the 29th day of May of the year 2008, I BAIL TE FUCK OUT OF PUERTO RICO. By te way, I'm still writing on a laptop wit a busted H, so if you ave a pet peeve for grammar I suggest you equally bail te fuck out of tis post and all subsequent posts tat pop up until I can ook up my desktop again. You've been warned, grammar nazis. Back to topic: yes, today is te day were my life is bound to take a uge turn and I migt as well document it on my blog, even if I ave to fuck it ...Keep reading.

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So we just came back from sending both our desktops in UPS for packaging and delivery. Luckily my old laptop still works, the downside is that we now have to fight each other to use it. If one is using the internet, the other one has to play videogames or go read something or in my case, lie in the bed looking at the ceiling. This laptop also has a busted letter 'h' so you have to press it extra hard for it to register and it's pissing me off. You know what? fuck it. From this moment on I'll write without the goddamn letter H. I'm tired of aving to ammer it in order for it to work. See? tat wasn't so bad.

Te rest of out clotes are still in boxes and part of it is already ...Keep reading.

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If you needed further evidence that wealth is always distributed among the unworthy, hell, if you need further evidence that there is no god, just check out what an anonymous and very rich someone recently bought in a Sotheby's auction.

A lifesize anime statue. But not just any statue. It's an original Takashi Murakami sculpture. And yes, that white stuf swirling around the spunky, ecstatic anime character is EXACTLY what you think it is. If you don't believe me, click on the image to see the full statue. Needless to say, the image is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Apparently whoever bought this did it over the phone. And with good reason. Would you like tho be the person raising your hand in an auction room when this thing is standing ...Keep reading.

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You're AWESOME. Here's a sketch for ya:

Happy mum's day, thank you for having your stomach slashed open and having me pulled out of your gaping abdomen!

* This was one of the original sketches submitted for my entrance portfolio. My mom, who is a painter, has always done portraits of all family members throughout her life, yet no one returned the favor, until now. This was based on a picture of her in her middle to late 20's, rockin' the mullet, notorious at the time. Sadly, all original copies had to be submitted with no chance of return, so only a digital copy remains. I plan on doing another, more contemporary portrait and give it to her framed and ready for hanging, before I leave. It's a fucking shame I didn't ...Keep reading.

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