2008 April | Supercilious

Dad would just flip out and start killing people. Seriously. Total ninja-behead-your-grandma-with-a spatula freak out.

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Archive for April, 2008

Apr

8th

2008

Almost done!

By Kaiser Dämmerung

FUCK YES. I finished my sketch portfolio yesterday. After 3 months of working mostly of weekends. It feels like passing a goddamn kidney stone. Now comes the boring paperwork. I gotta write a one page essay, which is crap, really, considering I can write three pages on something as trivial as celebrity cocks on a daily basis (if I had the time you know I would). Speaking of which, I think a celeb penis post is long overdue. I'm gonna check my porn stash and see if there are any worthy "new arrivals". Hehe. So if you've been through my Facebook lately you'll find out that I had my birthday March 31st. It was such a weird, awesome day I cannot even begin to describe it. I ate so much cake that I'm still feeling the fucking sugar rush. I though it would be an ordinary work day, considering that during the four ...Keep reading.

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