How can we appreciate you when you’re such an asshole? You? who have NEVER told me or any of your children (and god knows, your bastard children as well) that you love them?!

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2008

Second coming of Jesus? FUCK THAT! This is ten times better!!!

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Oh yeah. That’s right, motherfuckers.

$It\'s Ace of Base, bitch!$

ACE OF BASE IS BACK, BABY!!!

Did you Turn Around? Did you see The Sign? Is it All That You Want?

What the fuck does it matter! It’s Ace of fuckin’ Base! PRAISE THE GODS OF SWEDISH POP FOR THEY HAVE HEARD MY NIGHTLY PRAYERS!!!!

Ohmygod. Presale. Presale!!!! where the fuck can I make a presale for the love of fuck I’m going batshit insane here Ace of Base is coming the fuck back!!!!!!

BRB gotta change my pants I just came, peed and shat at the same time.

^{P.S.: I Know, they used to be 4 members, but the blonde chick retired after her record contract expired. Apparently she “hates” being famous and became a recluse. That bitch…}

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6 comments to “Second coming of Jesus? FUCK THAT! This is ten times better!!!”

Blonde chick is a mega bitch then! How dare she reject fame and making people cum, pee and shit at the same time?!

by Keyla May 1st, 2008 at 8:07 am

Yooooooo, I fucking LOVED Ace of Base!! Seriously, I would sing their albums nonstop back in the day! I think my favorite song of their non-singles was “Angel Eyes” as cheesy as it is!

by Xtian May 1st, 2008 at 11:15 am

My obsession started with their debut CD which I got as a gift for Secret Santa. It’s all been “OMG ACE OF BASE!!1″ from there.
I heard their second CD (The Bridge) so many times that it scratched to hell and I had to re-download some of the songs.
Their third CD I bought as a japanese import and cost me over $30.
Once I was gonna shell out a shit-ton of money on an autographed poster but had to back down.
And I would drown puppies in the blood of babies to see them perform live.

MUHAHAHAHAHHA! AHAHAH!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

by Kaiser Dämmerung May 1st, 2008 at 1:43 pm

Whoa… you are a hardcore AOB fan. lol

I love me some AOB, but yeah, you take the cake. However, I will thank you because after reading this entry I had to go and gay out to a bunch of their songs, especially “Beautiful Life” - but who doesn’t do that??

by Xtian May 2nd, 2008 at 10:50 am

Oh man Beautiful Life pumps the hell out of me.

If you have the chance listen to “Da Capo”, from their third album. It’s like Beautiful Life pt. 2. 3 minutes of AWESOME.

by Kaiser Dämmerung May 2nd, 2008 at 1:41 pm

OMG these are the best news ive gotten in quite some time!!!

by Joel Villarini May 6th, 2008 at 11:05 pm

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