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Dad would just flip out and start killing people. Seriously. Total ninja-behead-your-grandma-with-a spatula freak out.

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Apr

25th

2008

By Kaiser Dämmerung

So this is MGM’s latest animated movie, coming out later this year:

Goddamnit.

I can already smell the lame jokes and retarded comparisons that shall go on for months or even years.

(BTW if you really wanna know the difference, he has a hump in the back, mine’s BETWEEN MY LEGS.)

And yes, that’s gonna be my default answer to any and all comments regarding the issue.

Good day to all.

PS: Just to get a head start, go fuck yourselves with something sharp, crooked and sandpapery.

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Tags: movies,, igor,, lame

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