Archive for March, 2008

Mar
17th
2008

My new blog will make you wanna touch yourself

By Kaiser Dämmerung

'Cause that's exactly what I wanna do every time I look at it. I don't need porn anymore.  This shit is sex-ay.

Of course I designed it myself. Took me long enough, since I'm still toiling with the Guildhall's entrance requirements and the time I have left for stuff like this is very limited (i started working on it months ago). But the wait paid off. DS really outdid himelf with the programming, and it came out as close to the prototype as it could be. Kudos to my man. He's awesome like that.

I feel like I have a new house. A sexy new house where you just wanna fuck in every corner.

Of course this is a work in progress so if you see any weird stuff or shit that's out of place or links that don't work, let me know ASAP and I'll ...Keep reading.

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