Feb
19th
2008

Cubicle Upgrade!

By Kaiser Dämmerung

From this depressing dustbin:

old-cubicle.jpg

To this concentrated corner of AWESOME:

new-cubicle.jpg

Too bad I’ll only be able to enjoy this for a few more months… :/

Oh well. You gotta do what you gotta do.

Now excuse me while I stretch my legs without slamming my dick on the keyboard tray.

*Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

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7 comments to “Cubicle Upgrade!”

WOW *envidia*

Yo quiero un real state asi!!!!!


Me gusta mas el de arriba. Es mas cozy. El de abajo es un trigger para agoraphobia. :(


Todo el edificio nuevo está hecho como un “open environment”, o sea que ninguna estructura es más alta que los divisores de cubículos, como ves ahí.
O sea, yo trabajo en una pesadilla macabra para un agorafóbico. Puedo ver las cabezas de TODOS los empleados del primer piso.
El único momento que me da perse es cuando estoy miqueando y pasa alguien por el pasillito detrás de mí.


nice monitor,,,


Se supone que sea mas grande, pero por alguna ra$$$ón, a los artistas gráficos de mi área nos pusieron los monitores standard sabiendo que necesitamos pantallas amplias. Se ve lindo pero la resolución es una mierda para trabajar.


YAY! Espacio al fin. Es increíble como nos acostumbran a unas cajitas cual hamsters de oficina. No sé si lees los comics de Dilbert pero se relajan esta vida oficinesca bien brutal. Venden una puerta inflable para los cubículos y poder tener privacidad. :)


Y lo mejor de todo es que.. YA ME LLEGÓ MI MONITOR NUEVO! Oh happy day!

Luego pongo fotos de mi nuevo “cinema laboral”.




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