If you thought this shit was over, you’re in for a surprise.

Remember THIS POST FROM TWO YEARS AGO? I bet you do. And if you don’t, I highly suggest you read it. Especially the comments. It’s a Supercilious© classic.

 Well, I woke up this morning with this priceless gem in my comments:

Chamaquito Kaiser lamento mucho decirte que llevo tiempo leyendo tus baboserias y solo demuestras que tienes celos y una envidia brutal de Jovani. Nunca te podras parar a el lado de el ni de nadie, no podras superarte con esa inmadurez de un pobre mocoso como tu. Te deseo puedas superarte y honrar a los demas para que te honren a ti.

I was going to answer him right there in the comments but after examining the situation I decided that this is too LOLworthy to just leave in the comments of an old, forgotten, two year old post. Plus you bitches just love drama no matter what it’s about.

First of all, the commenter opens by saying that he’s been reading my "drivel" for quite some time. Success! That’s exactly what I’m aiming at with this blog. Loyal, devoted readers. I can sleep easy now knowing that at least one of them scans my blog religiously, no wonder he found that post from way back in 2006. It’s good to know people still care so much as to read 2 or three years worth of posts and say something about it.

But then he burst my bubble of pride and joy by saying that I’m jealous of… This guy:

I mean look at him. Seriously. Take a damn good look at that picture and tell me it doesn’t just scream LOSER. Why in the world would I be jealous of Loubriel Jr? Oh yeah, I feel jealous of a ridiculous, talentless nobody, so desperate for becoming a celebrity by capitalizing on this nation’s most overrated, whore out musical genre (reggaeton, duh). A nobody who after all these years has failed to create any awareness about what he does for a living (shit all over the radio with his awful nasal bleating mixed with a generic Fruity Loops beat, which he dares to call "music").

I don’t need to "exceed" or "surpass" him like the sycophantic commenter says, because let’s face it, what’s there to surpass? I’m not even in the entertainment business and I’ve left a bigger mark in society than this shitstain. At least I can say that hundreds of thousands of people read pages designed by me on a daily basis, and I’m not exagerating. I doubt that all ten of his fans even read his Myspace blog posts (he really DOES have only ten myspace friends).

Oh and speaking of "immature",  by using my magical, forbidden powers of Internet stalkery, I found out the comment was made by none other than this sad bag of flesh right here:

Now I get why he called me "chamaquito". He’s fucking FIFTY TWO YEARS OLD. And he’s calling ME immature? What in the living, breathing fuck is a 52 year old dude who has a Myspace defending a talentless attention whorish hack like Jovani La Incansable? If you’re not his dad or a close relative, I bet this sets off a few red flags. And you know what’s even more interesting?

We got ourselves a biblethumper.

What is a pious, devout man of god (LOL) doing by sneaking around a gay man’s blog, reading it religiously (or so he says), defending some twenty-something talentless twink who probably doesn’t even know you exist? (BTW his screen name is "Jovino". I think this is bordering on creepy). 

I think our man "Jovino" wants to TAP THAT ASS. TAP IT LONG AND HARD, AM I RIGHT? Oh yeah you like that, don’t you bitch. Sweet, supple, tight twink ass. 

Fuckin’ perv.

Anyway I kept lurking around and you know what’s funny? If you google Jovani’s name all you get is links to download his song for free! Holy LOLercoasters! this is the very definition of FAIL. I though he couldn’t fall any lower on the loser scale. Until I examined his Myspace more closely. Here’s some visual treats evidence for ya.

I had to highlight the sidebar since, like every predictable Myspace retard, he chooses a black font with a black background. Genious. But that’s not the highlight. Check out the "general" section. He likes singing, dancing, and.. what is that?

Actuation.

Actuation.

AC-TU-A-TION!

I bet he’s such a talented ACTUATOR. After all, he was in Dirty Dancing 2, it says so all over his page. Like here, for example:

Oh yeah. I definitely will go watch a prequel to one of the cheesiest 80’s teen movies just to see you stand around in the background for .005 seconds. I bet you were one of the 15 people who actually saw this in the theater when it came out, and started clapping desperately when your blurry image showed up on screen. Well good for you, you Hollywood hotshot. But a hint of advice: Being an EXTRA is not the same as being an ACTOR. Not an actuator, an actor. Get your shit straight, kid.

Oh hey look! You finally got someone to comment!

Shit wait, it’s just a scammer. Let’s move on.

By checking out the last paragraph, notice how it says he likes to be "an movie actor, dancer, and many other publicity things". Kid, I wouldn’t have put it more clearly. You seem to want to do ANYTHING in showbusiness to get a piece of the celeb pie. I bet if you found out that fluffers got a lot of publicity and media coverage, you would be sucking dick so hard your mouth would be a permanent "O" shape.

Anyway I kept stalking browsing around, looking for more LOLs, and then I came across something that broke my heart:

You’re a… youre… An MDO reject!

Now that is some heart wrenching shit right there. So sad, in fact, that I’m obligated to put a little sad face.

There. 

I guess that explains a lot about you. Honestly that is such a downer right there, being rejected by a shitty boyband. I feel like I shouldn’t make fun of you or the people that defend you any longer.

Then again, I’m also a huge fucking liar.

Oh and Jovani, if you read this, give your perverted pedo-stalker evangelifag fans a big thank you for providing me with more blog material. You guys are the best. I am SO gonna download your song now. For free.

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