Archive for February, 2008

Feb
19th
2008

Cubicle Upgrade!

By Kaiser Dämmerung
From this depressing dustbin:

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To this concentrated corner of AWESOME:

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Too bad I'll only be able to enjoy this for a few more months... :/ Oh well. You gotta do what you gotta do. Now excuse me while I stretch my legs without slamming my dick on the keyboard tray. *Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

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Feb
16th
2008

Mediocrity rises from the dead

By Kaiser Dämmerung

If you thought this shit was over, you're in for a surprise.

Remember THIS POST FROM TWO YEARS AGO? I bet you do. And if you don't, I highly suggest you read it. Especially the comments. It's a Supercilious© classic.

 Well, I woke up this morning with this priceless gem in my comments:

Chamaquito Kaiser lamento mucho decirte que llevo tiempo leyendo tus baboserias y solo demuestras que tienes celos y una envidia brutal de Jovani. Nunca te podras parar a el lado de el ni de nadie, no podras superarte con esa inmadurez de un pobre mocoso como tu. Te deseo puedas superarte y honrar a los demas para que te honren a ti.

I was going to answer him right there in the comments but after examining the situation I decided that this is too LOLworthy to just leave in the ...Keep reading.

Feb
14th
2008

Happy crass consumerism day <3<3<3

By Kaiser Dämmerung
Here's MY flowers and chocolate: valentines-loot.jpg Fuck yeah, motherfuckers.
Feb
11th
2008

No more freebies

By Kaiser Dämmerung
no-moar.jpgBy now you all know I'll be applying for a Master's Degree in The Guildhall. Well, aside from the endless paperwork and financial rape, I'll be required to submit a portfolio, with no less than TWELVE hand drawn sketches, which I intend to finish before March gets here. Why am I bringing this up? The title says it all. From this moment on I WILL NO LONGER BE DOING ANY PRO BONO OR FREELANCE GRAPHIC DESIGN OF ANY KIND unless really necessary (and by necessary I mean work related to the websites I've created and maintain with DS). The reason I decided to do this is because I seriously need to focus more on this project, as it is a very important part of a giant step I will take regarding my future as an artist. I know I still owe some stuff to a ...Keep reading.

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Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...

What the fuck is wrong with Puerto Rico’s Blogging community?!

It's been quite a long while since I went over to Puertoblogs to see what's new. I haven't had time to sit down and read through all the self centered drivel that clogs the internet today, and now that I finally got to do it, I wish i had not. Holy Fucking Shit. Yes, it is self centered because that's exactly what ...