KITTY WIGS.

Seriously. Kitty wigs.

WIGS.

FOR.

CATS.

Who cares about a crumbling economy, Benazir getting shot, rising crime rates or heiresses stripped of their inheritance (LOL Paris HAHA) when you have KITTY WIGS! FUCKING GODDAMN KITTY WIGS!

Look at that. Gaze at all the glamour and allure of this marvelous invention. It just creams classy and distinguished. To top it all off, here’s an excerpt from the caption that accompanies the picture above, directly from it’s creator:

Pink is the color of fantasy. Our model, Chicken, looks like her mind is elsewhere when she wears this wig — somewhere in a land of cotton candy and pinwheels where the air smells like sugar kisses.

Doesn’t it just make you wanna fucking choke the bitch melt your fluttering heart?

But that’s not the kicker. You cannot possibly miss the chance to glam up your cat or any domesticated mammal, bird reptile or even small child for the moderate sum of:

$50.

 FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS. EACH.

Trust me. You can never pay enough to experience the pleasure of having your cat look like– 

A total fucking cheap whore distinguished little lady. Just like you. Especially like you.

^{If you ever see me spending fifty bucks on a wad of hair to put on my fucking cat, I grant you permission to go to my house and slap the ever loving shit out of me.} 

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