Archive for December, 2007

Dec
30th
2007

The world may be going to shit, but at least we have…

By Kaiser Dämmerung
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KITTY WIGS.

 

Seriously. Kitty wigs.

WIGS.

FOR.

CATS.

Who cares about a crumbling economy, Benazir getting shot, rising crime rates or heiresses stripped of their inheritance (LOL Paris HAHA) when you have KITTY WIGS! FUCKING GODDAMN KITTY WIGS!

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Look at that. Gaze at all the glamour and allure of this marvelous invention. It just creams classy and distinguished. To top it all off, here's an excerpt from the caption that accompanies the picture above, directly from it's creator:

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Dec
26th
2007

Christmas loot!

By Kaiser Dämmerung

It's that time of year, heathens!

The time of year where you flaunt whatever the old fat bearded bastard left you under the tree. And this year he really outdid himself.

Oh who am I kidding, Santa Claus died when dinosaurs roamed the earth. The person responsible for the most awesome gift I have ever received in my LIFE is none other than DS, who surpsisingly always finds a way to get me an even better gift with every passing year that we're together. It's fucking unbelievable.

I had hinted for months about how infatuated I had gotten with a certain piece of portable game hardware, but I didn't dare buy it since we're saving as much money as we can for purposes that I will disclose fully in another post. He was the first one who got horrified at the idea ...Keep reading.

Older Stuff

Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...

What the fuck is wrong with Puerto Rico’s Blogging community?!

It's been quite a long while since I went over to Puertoblogs to see what's new. I haven't had time to sit down and read through all the self centered drivel that clogs the internet today, and now that I finally got to do it, I wish i had not. Holy Fucking Shit. Yes, it is self centered because that's exactly what ...