GODDAMN THESE FUCKING STUPID FUCKING BITCHES IN SUVS WHO DON’T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE FOR SHIT I MEAN EVERY-FUCKING-TIME I GO OUT ONE OF THESE DUMB ASS BITCHES GOTTA BE ON THE STREETS DOING DUMB SHIT CAUSE BITCH GOT A CAR THAT’S TOO BIG FOR HER AND SHE DONT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE ITS LIKE A FUCKING MIDGET DRIVING A SUBMARINE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE INCONSIDERATE WHORES TALKING ON THE PHONE AND DOING THEIR MAKEUP AND SMACKING THEIR SCREAMING FILTHY CHILDREN ALL AT THE SAME TIME THEN THEY GET ALL PISSY IF THEY FUCK SOME SHIT UP AND YOU SCREAM SHIT AT THEM THEY GET ALL UP IN YOUR FACE LIKE IT WAS YOUR FAULT WHEN ITS REALLY THEIR FAULT FOR GETTING THEIR FUCKING GODDAMN LICENSE OUT OF A BAG OF CHEETOS BITCH PLEASE GET YOURSELF A BIKE OR A TAXI JUST DON’T GET IN MY FUCKING WAY EVERY GOD FORSAKEN TIME I GO OUT ON THE STREETS ONE OF YOU SLEAZY WHORES ALMOST ALWAYS WANT TO RAM YOUR BIG ASS LINCOLN NAVIGATOR INTO MY CAR BECAUSE YOU THINK THE WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING STREET BELONGS TO YOU WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MISS IGNORANT BITCH WHO THINKS SHE’S IN MAD MAX RACING FOR HER LIFE: FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAKE NAILS FAKE HAIR FAKE BOOBS AND FAKE LIFE! GO BACK HOME TO WATCH YOUR PATHETIC TELENOVELAS TALK SHIT ABOUT YOUR NEIGHBORS AND COOK MEALS FOR YOUR CHEATING HUSBANDS YOU SAD PATHETIC MURDEROUS ROAD WHORES I HOPE YOU ALL GET RAPED BY A PACK OF ANGRY COPS ALL PISSED AND FED UP WITH YOUR FUCKING CRAZY DRIVING NO WONDER WHENEVER YOU GOOGLE WOMAN + SUV ALL YOU GET IS A BUNCH OF PICS OF HORRIFIC ACCIDENTS AND SUV’S GONE BELLY UP IN SOME DITCH I’M NOT FUCKING KIDDING GO AHEAD AND TRY IT IT’S TRUE BITCHES ARE A HAZARD TO SOCIETY THEY SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THE STREETS OR AT LEAST HAVE THEIR PUNK ASS LICENSE REVOKED FOR LIFE.
FUCKING BITCHES. GOD!
**pant! wheeze!**
Phew!
Holy shit I need to wind down. I certainly could use some RELAX-O-VISION:
There. I feel so much better now. Carry on.
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by Puerto Rico: Supercilious : GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SOCCER MOMS IN… — All About Hyundais November 25th, 2007 at 1:01 amI feel your pain…aqui en TX no solo son las mujeres en SUV, pero los viejos, y los hombres en over size pick truck guiando a un cojon de millas…
by Pik November 25th, 2007 at 5:37 pmThis rant totally made my day. Soccer moms in suv’s shouldn’t be the only ones to go fuck themselves. Assholes in pickup trucks should also go fuck themselves with their tic tac sized penises which clearly explains why they’re such dicks on the streets.
There, I feel better already!
by Keyla November 28th, 2007 at 11:53 amTruckers in general are gigantic douchebags. The bigger their truck, the bigger the asshole driving it. I work in an industrial complex and those motherfuckers just throw these ten ton behemoths at you without thinking twice, expecting you to get the hell out of their way.
by Kaiser November 28th, 2007 at 12:22 pmOMG! this blog is so funny…..
by Seidreck August 9th, 2008 at 12:16 am