2007 November | Supercilious

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Kaiser Dämmerung

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nicole: heath ledger looks like a hot wild animal
Dyannah: Hey, don’t hold back…tell us how you really feel…;-)
ally b: uh oh, the first two aren’t cholas but ‘nacas’! close, but not too close to call, nacas...
Kaiser: To Hell with you Christoids! Wait… *I like Kevin Max tee-hehehehe!*
SrBaluarte: :( But… but… but… I like MercyMe, Jeremy Camp, Third Day and lots more! U EVIL...

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Archive for November, 2007

Nov

24th

2007

GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SOCCER MOMS IN SUV’S

By Kaiser Dämmerung

GODDAMN THESE FUCKING STUPID FUCKING BITCHES IN SUVS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE FOR SHIT I MEAN EVERY-FUCKING-TIME I GO OUT ONE OF THESE DUMB ASS BITCHES GOTTA BE ON THE STREETS DOING DUMB SHIT CAUSE BITCH GOT A CAR THAT'S TOO BIG FOR HER AND SHE DONT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE ITS LIKE A FUCKING MIDGET DRIVING A SUBMARINE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE INCONSIDERATE WHORES TALKING ON THE PHONE AND DOING THEIR MAKEUP AND SMACKING THEIR SCREAMING FILTHY CHILDREN ALL AT THE SAME TIME THEN THEY GET ALL PISSY IF THEY FUCK SOME SHIT UP AND YOU SCREAM SHIT AT THEM THEY GET ALL UP IN YOUR FACE LIKE IT WAS YOUR FAULT WHEN ITS REALLY THEIR FAULT FOR GETTING THEIR FUCKING GODDAMN LICENSE OUT OF A BAG OF CHEETOS BITCH PLEASE GET YOURSELF A BIKE OR ...Keep reading.

Posted in Rants, WTF | 5 Comments »

Nov

19th

2007

So, you’ve always wondered what it’s like for me to drive at night?

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Here's what you normally see driving in the streets in the evening:

Here's what I see:

Fucking glare in ALL sources of light. I shit you not. that's a very close estimate of what it looks like.

It's been 3 years since I had Lasik, and my daytime vision couldn't be better. Even the doctor said I was "above 20/20". I got fucking eagle eyes... as long as there's a blazing sun or at least proper lighting. In the evening however, it all goes to shit. My freakishly large pupils let in more light than they should and cause this anomaly to fuck up my eyesight. I abhor driving at night, and if you think that's bad, try and imagine it raining, where every single ...Keep reading.

Posted in Lasik | 6 Comments »

Nov

18th

2007

A vile, wretched thing to do to other people…

By Kaiser Dämmerung

...is to blame them for your own mistakes and lack of judgement.

backfire Anoun
1 backfire,

a miscalculation that recoils on its maker

to have an unexpected and undesired effect; "Your actions may backfire and cause you a lot of trouble"

Posted in Work | 3 Comments »

Nov

2nd

2007

So Kaiser, what’s been going on with you?

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Yeah, I know it's been millenia since I wrote something in this place, it's about time I dusted off the cobwebs, turned on the bar lights and start serving some appletinis to all of you perverted voyeurs out there.

So yeah. What has been going on this past few months in my life? I figured that since the last thing you wanna do in an internet littered with lame, boring piece o' shit blogs is read a mile long diatribe about bitching, moaning and general emo behavior. So I'll do my best to avoid the above and give you a condensed, juicy rundown. Shit... Where do I start. Oh yeah:

...Keep reading.

Posted in Dark Soul, Family, Gay, Lasik, Love Life, Reveries, Supercilious, Work | 8 Comments »

Older Stuff

Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...

What the fuck is wrong with Puerto Rico’s Blogging community?!

It's been quite a long while since I went over to Puertoblogs to see what's new. I haven't had time to sit down and read through all the self centered drivel that clogs the internet today, and now that I finally got to do it, I wish i had not. Holy Fucking Shit. Yes, it is self centered because that's exactly what ...