2007 June | Supercilious

*SPLORCH, SPLAT, DRIP*
I wiped the figurative cumshot off my face and went out with my head hanging low and my wallet hissing with steam.

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Archive for June, 2007

Jun

9th

2007

Poor Paris. Let’s bake you a cake…

By Kaiser Dämmerung

...and stuff a shit-ton of things you couldn't bring into prison so we can smuggle it in on our next prison visit day!

I'm starting this initiative since Tor is a broken man and needs to do something to make Paris feel al better, since his world revolves around her (plus we need him to continue the "Paris Hilton Chronicles" he has been religiously writing on the newspaper).

Inside that cake we could smuggle a few things Paris could find helpful or comforting, like:

A Blackberry or Sidekick. Girlfriend needs to get her text message on!

Clippings from the whole media frenzy she has created (including, of course, Tor's riveting newspaper saga of Paris' pain and suffering).

Sarah Silverman's severed head

Lindsay's coked out knife pics so she has something to laugh about....Keep reading.

Posted in Celebs, Frivolities, WTF | 9 Comments »

Tags: Paris, Hilton, Jail, Smuggle, Cake, Whore, Cry

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