2007 May | Supercilious

At that moment, all I wanted to do was skewer one of my testicles with a fork, so my attention would be diverted from the utter pain and suffering my ears were going through. This woman sings like a potbellied pig being butt-raped by a cactus.

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Archive for May, 2007

May

22nd

2007

How to fuck yourself - And feel good about it

By Kaiser Dämmerung

No, you perverts, I'm not talking about this sort of thing [DO NOT OPEN THIS LINK AT WORK UNLESS YOU WANNA GET FIRED ON THE SPOT].

I mean it figuratively, of course. The reason why I decided to break my work-imposed vow of blog silence is that yesterday I enrolled myself in an aerobic kickboxing class, and today was my first day.

Holy Jesus fucking Christ in a titty bar, you have no fucking idea how out of shape you really are until you take a class like this. Within minutes of starting the class I was sweating bullets, my heart was about to jump out of my chest like an Alien, and I could barely lift my legs to kick or raise my knees. I was a mess. Several times the assistant dude had to stop me and take me ...Keep reading.

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