So these crazy bitches at work are taking this "miraculous" weight loss pill.

What does this have to do with the title? Well I'm referring to the drug Xenical, which is being branded as the new wonder drug when it comes to shedding the fat out of your system. Thats right. This is the second coming of Fattaché, people. Except Xenical is an FDA approved, internationally promoted pill recommended by dieticians everywhere, unlike that other stuff that's promoted by old, attention-starved media whores.

Now, how exactly does this wonder drug "shed" the fat it traps when you eat the usual mountain of grease-drenched crap you're not supposed to be eating anyway? Naturally, you expel it through your ass. In it's natural oily form. What does this mean exactly?

ANAL LEAKAGE. Good lord, people ...Keep reading.

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Tags: xenical, diet, pills, oil, shit, stain

Who would have thought launching a website would bring such a crapload of things to do. It's fucking insane.

Well, It's been kind of bittersweet being the supreme ruler of your own domain, seeing as out of the 2 projects we launched, one of them took off dramatically and the other one seems to be stagnant due to the lack of interest from users and shitty promotion.

Wiisteria has been a blast. Lately every aspect of the site has been consuming me and DS's time: The main page, the news blog and the forum. Especially the forum. I had NO idea how many Nintenfreaks were lurking around, looking for a place to vent. And vent they have. We even had our share of bible-thumping closet cases, who let their true colors shine when they felt threatened ...Keep reading.

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