Feb
4th
2007

Daniel Radcliffe is a cheeky little monkey

By Kaiser Dämmerung

(I said that with a british accent)

Well this is quite a pleasant bit of news. After the mass hysteria caused by J.K. Rowling’s announcement of Harry Potter’s final book (July 21st bitches!!!) it turns out that our friend Dan Radcliffe, a.k.a. Harry from the movies, is going to be acting in a West End theater play. But not just any play. It’s a revival of a play that hasn’t been shown since the 70’s, called "Equus".

The interesting part of this play is not only that it hasn’t been on stage for over 30 years, but that the character played by Radcliffe, a mentally ill boy who blinds horses, gets to be NAKED ONSTAGE and simulate a sex act on top of a horse.

What, you think I’m making this shit up or that this is a cheap tabloid rumor? Heres a promo shot:

dan radcliffe 1

Wha…. Wai… FUCK I almost choked. You mean to tell me that ripped hunk of man up there used to be THIS?

dan radcliffe 2

Holy fucking mancakes. WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING THESE CHILDREN.
It’s clear that Danny just wants to shock people to shed his teen actor image and to show his fans he can do stuff other than the HP movies, but I wonder if this would be a bit over the top. I mean, just like that, bare it all and pretend having an orgasm on top of a horse?
dan radcliffe 3
 
Now that I think about it, a strong visual like that is just what people need to shake the Harry Potter thing off, and maybe, if the play is successful enough, he won’t be cursed with the evil typecast curse, where people will deny him roles because he will be too associated with his Potter character, just like what eventually happens to all the Friends and Seinfeld actors. But you havent seen none of those getting "nekkid", have you?
What’s even more… ummm…. tempting? (can I say that without being arrested?) is that 60 of the seats will be integrated to the stage!!! 60 CHOSEN FEW WILL GET TO SEE DANIEL RADCLIFFE’S NAKED ASS UP CLOSE. Can you say pedophile smorgasbord?
 
OMG radcliffe is gonna hump a horse!
 
Honestly, I feel a little dirty when I look at these pictures, because let’s face it. the guy is still 17 years old. But goddamn, when I was 17 I didn’t even remotely look like that! Hell, I didn’t even have that bush of navel hair, much less chest fuzz, like the one he’s sporting in these pics. And those abs? Lawrdy lawrd…
 
Must… not… fantasize… about minors…. even though he’ll be legal in less than six months…
 
Now that the play is set in motion and Radcliffe is determined to make his bare-ass debut on February 27 (Dominican independence day, to top it all off!), there’s just the obvious questions left to be made:
  • How hung?
  • Cut or uncut?
OMG look at harry getting freaky with a horse
 
Remember gentlemen, he’s still a minor, so even though he’s striking these poses like a male Lolita, showing off his ripped abs and his pubes, he’s still untouchable. That is, until July 23rd. Then he’s fair game for me to stalk him and ask him to join my sex slave army.
Gotta go, I gotta mark my calendar.




20 comments to “Daniel Radcliffe is a cheeky little monkey”

No puedeo con el caminito de pelos que tiene Hairy Potter. ¡Como crecen estos nenes!


¿Esto es pecado?… Me siento sucia por haber leido tu post…


Suddenly I love Harry Potter :D

Does the horse gets to fuck him on stage? :D :D

erm… bye


Update: I just found out that the legal age in the UK is 16.

OK be right back i gotta buy me some plane tickets…


eee nel para mi gusto. está muy flaco. Esos pelitos se verían mucho más apetecibles en una pipita abultadita. Pero para los gustos los colores.


PUUUUNNEEEEEETTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

*eghem*


Erm…yo quiero ver la obra, por amor al arte no por nada mas.
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P.D. Ni yo misma me lo creo.


MIO! MIO! >-( BACK OFF!


Linda toma tu numero y ponte en fila….Btw Hola!


Dammit, Anais tenia razon despues de todo…


Aqui les dejo un articulo con una foto de espaldas… para los golosos… JAJAJAJAJAJA
http://www.my-musik.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=3068


Ok ok ok you guys need to see this: http://64.111.216.18/ul/2115-dr.jpg

y es YA!

**drooooool**


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!11

*DIES*


I KNEW you’d like it! :P


I saw the show 2 days ago… stage seats…. he was 3 metres away: cut and average (3.5-4in)


By the website mentioned above: http://64.111.216.18/ul/2115-dr.jpg is FAKE is is NOT that big and is circumcirsed


Cut?!?!

Well that’s an interesting turn of events… You’re so lucky to get those seats! Thanks for the info! :D


ha i think he is bringing sexy back!but wow the horse must be lucky!ol jk jk


Oh my god I never scene Daniel like that I wanna see that play only for him


hey kai, howcome you dont have any nude pics of dan here? don’t you have connections?

anyway, how about eric dane?
i’d be waiting. :)




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