Archive for February, 2007

Feb
21st
2007

Can you guess what this is?

By Kaiser Dämmerung

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If you want to find out what the hell you're looking at, then click on the thumbnail and unravel the mystery. But only do so if and only if you were one of those who actually gave a damn about the previous post. emoticon

Feb
4th
2007

Daniel Radcliffe is a cheeky little monkey

By Kaiser Dämmerung

(I said that with a british accent)

Well this is quite a pleasant bit of news. After the mass hysteria caused by J.K. Rowling's announcement of Harry Potter's final book (July 21st bitches!!!) it turns out that our friend Dan Radcliffe, a.k.a. Harry from the movies, is going to be acting in a West End theater play. But not just any play. It's a revival of a play that hasn't been shown since the 70's, called "Equus".

The interesting part of this play is not only that it hasn't been on stage for over 30 years, but that the character played by Radcliffe, a mentally ill boy who blinds horses, gets to be NAKED ONSTAGE and simulate a sex act on top of a horse.

What, you think I'm making this shit up or that this is a cheap tabloid rumor? Heres a promo shot:

...Keep reading.

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The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...

What the fuck is wrong with Puerto Rico’s Blogging community?!

It's been quite a long while since I went over to Puertoblogs to see what's new. I haven't had time to sit down and read through all the self centered drivel that clogs the internet today, and now that I finally got to do it, I wish i had not. Holy Fucking Shit. Yes, it is self centered because that's exactly what ...