Archive for January, 2007

Jan
8th
2007

New Year finally makes sense, sort of

By Kaiser Dämmerung

This is the first time in years that I've truly felt that new years eve really brought some changes all around. There's been so much new stuff that I don't even know where to begin! Usually new year's eve is such a borefest that I end up either trying to get drunk (and quitting fearfully when I start feeling all pukey) or just sleeping it off. Pathetic, I know. But previously I usually spent new years with my folks, who are not exactly party animals when left by themselves.

This new year's eve was no different. Since I'm no longer living with my folks I decided to spend it with them so I don't end up looking like the antisocial pink sheep (even though the antisocial label is never gonna rub off no matter how hard I try). They decided to host the party in my sister's house, who was very pregnant and was not in a ...Keep reading.

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Praise the Lord… While rockin’ the fuck out!

Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, you bet your ass some money hungry Christoids want a piece of the profitable band simulation market. After the rampant success of Guitar Hero and Rockband, they needed to find an excuse to cater to all those "young sheep" whose brains are so wiped of all independent thought to the point where they are not allowed to hear or even like mainstream popular music. And what better way to do ...

Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...