Watch this. Just FUCKING WATCH THIS. That's all I ask of you. I promise your life will never be the same again.

QUE VIVA LA REPÚBLICA ME CAGO EN LA MARDITÍSIMA MADRE DER COÑASO!

Posted in Dominican stuff, WTF | 14 Comments »

A lot of people who see me and DS in person don't believe we're actually a couple. People tend to judge by looks, naturally, so they assume we're two pansy-sniffing fairies who like to frolic in shopping malls. Some even say we look intimidating (I'm looking at you, Héctor A.). But nothing could be farther from the truth. If you ever have the chance to have dinner with us, look at what we possibly will be drinking:

I don't even remember what kind of homosexual smorgasbord lies within this concoction, or what was it's name. The only thing it was missing was a tiny pink paper umbrella, but that would make the drink implode in a swirling vortex of GAY.

So there ya have it. Sooner or later you always get to see what a ...Keep reading.

Posted in Dark Soul, Gay | 12 Comments »

I started this new category because, one day, while I was browsing my Itunes I realized: Goddamn, there are an awful lot of artists geared towards homosexuals in the music business! I mean even some artists whose intentions are not to appeal to the gay demographic actually manage to put out some seriously homo-friendly tunes.

I'll clarify from this moment on that if any artist makes it on this category, it doesn't necessarily mean that they're gay either, just that their music is considered sweet ass-shaking material by numerous "heterosexually impaired" people out there, myself included of course. Certainly there will be some blatantly rainbow-colored-glitter-disco-diva-get-out-your-sequined-boa queer artists out there, I mean, Rupaul isn't exactly a paragon of heterosexuality.

This category is just a showcase of what's out there, you may see some mainstream artists, like you could see some obscure indie stuff. The only thing they will all have in common is ...Keep reading.

Posted in Gay, GayTunes | 3 Comments »

Fuck Digg. Fuck Del.ici.us. Fuck Reddit. This is the new shit:

This is PUERTO RICO'S new "social bookmarking" site. Courtesy of yours truly and Mr. Fucking ray of sunshine himself. (goddamn, we're on a roll. 2 websites up and it's been barely a month )

What's social bookmarking, you say?

Basically you pick a story, ANY story, be it from a blog, a forum, a news site, or an interesting youtube video. Then you register on the site (takes less than 30 seconds), and then you submit that story you like along with a link to it, obviously, the story's headline or the blog entry's title and finally a short description of what it's about. Readers will see that link to the story ...Keep reading.

Posted in Geek Stuff, OMG, Work | 2 Comments »

I'm gonna be dicking around with the blog, so you're probably gonna see my site pop back up on some blog listings as if it has a new post. I'm not spamming, I'm just fixing old entries. If you have any problem with this, you can reach me at suckafartoutofmyass@youfuckingcunt.com.

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