Wiisteria.com learns the ropes of internet prostitution

The professionally unemployed money pit named Kevin Federline actually ditched his pregnant girlfriend to be with his brain-dead southern belle, boning her brains out in exchange for money, cars, cigarretes and booze. He is truly the most envied man-whore in the entire country.

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nicole: heath ledger looks like a hot wild animal
Dyannah: Hey, don’t hold back…tell us how you really feel…;-)
ally b: uh oh, the first two aren’t cholas but ‘nacas’! close, but not too close to call, nacas...
Kaiser: To Hell with you Christoids! Wait… *I like Kevin Max tee-hehehehe!*
SrBaluarte: :( But… but… but… I like MercyMe, Jeremy Camp, Third Day and lots more! U EVIL...

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Dec

25th

2006

Wiisteria.com learns the ropes of internet prostitution

By Kaiser Dämmerung

By creating a MySpace page.

Check me out!

Cybernetic attention whoring for the win!!! I’ve already registered quite a few of you, but if you’re still not in Wiisteria’s list, go ahead and add us! Even if you don’t have a Wii! it’s one more friend! Add me Add me Add me Add me Add me Add me!

Needless to say the page is doing just fine. It’s been less than a week and we’ve had a handful of subscriptions already, we hope that Myspace (and other contacts I happened to get a hold of) can get more Wii owners out of the darkness and into their brand new, squeaky clean home.

Did I mention that the page looks FANTASTIC on the Wii’s new Opera Browser?

However, IE6 (as if there was any doubt) really fucks up the layout. Haven’t seen it in IE7 though.

Anyway, back to work. There’s bugs to be corrected!

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