Dec
18th
2006

Sorry for the lack of updates…

By Kaiser Dämmerung

But if you’ve been lurking around DS’s blog lately you’ll notice he mentions something about us working on a website.

We’ve been at it for the past 2 weeks or so, trying to launch a project that came into my mind in one of those rare hours of workplace boredom. What’s the page about? Let’s just say that it has to do with this Christmas’ must-buy-puertorrican-black-friday-frenzy-inducing item. And no, it’s not fucking "Fondle Me Elmo".

You know what? let me give ya a little clue. Here’s the logo:

 

This is the first full-fledged website I’ve visually designed for myself since that horrid yellow nightmare that was my portfolio (no, I won’t link to it again, it’s too painful). I mean visually designed because I’m working graphics only. DS, of course, is breaking his back writing code. There’s no way in fucking hell I’ll go back to programming.

Well there ya go. Now let me go back to work so we can at least have this fucker up and running before Christmas day.

Happy holidays, bitches.

 

 

UPDATE:

ZOMG!!!! Finally, after almost 2 years, I got off my lazy ass and finished the "About" page with a proper bio! Go ahead and check it out if you have nothing better to do (which is obvious since you’re reading ME).

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