Archive for December, 2006

Dec
28th
2006

Harry Potter Geekout Time!!!!

By Kaiser Dämmerung

So it's official. The name for Harry Potter's latest and final installment in the über successful best book ever written in the history of human existence (yeah, to hell with the bible), has been revealed for us mortals to see, and wallow in it's geeky magnificence. Our new tome of ungodly worship shall be called:

HOLY SHITXXORZ!

Deathly Hallows. DEATHLY HALLOWS! OMG!!!!! THE DEATHLY HALLOWS!!!!!!111

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...What the fuck is a hallow?

Well, according to WordReference dictionaries, its:

hallow Averb 1 consecrate, bless, hallow, sanctify  render holy by means of religious rites

Remember the english version of the "our father" prayer?

HALLOWED BE THY NAME? Ring a bell?

Yeah, but judging by the context in this ...Keep reading.

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Dec
25th
2006

Wiisteria.com learns the ropes of internet prostitution

By Kaiser Dämmerung

By creating a MySpace page.

Cybernetic attention whoring for the win!!! I've already registered quite a few of you, but if you're still not in Wiisteria's list, go ahead and add us! Even if you don't have a Wii! it's one more friend! Add me Add me Add me Add me Add me Add me!

Needless to say the page is doing just fine. It's been less than a week and we've had a handful of subscriptions already, we hope that Myspace (and other contacts I happened to get a hold of) can get more Wii owners out of the darkness and into their brand new, squeaky clean home.

Did I mention that the page looks FANTASTIC ...Keep reading.

Dec
20th
2006

WWW.WIISTERIA.COM IS GO!

By Kaiser Dämmerung

OMG YOU GUYS!!!!! DID YA KNOW!!! THERE'S A BRAND NEW WII PAGE OUT THERE! *GASP* AND IT'S FOR PUERTORRICAN WIIS!!!!

Finally, our work is [amost] done!!!1

Gawd. It's been almost two weeks of designing, coding, debugging, screaming, cussing, bickering and bitching, but we got 'er done. DS and I gave birth to a beautiful baby webpage, which we plan on making grow until it destroys the whole internet.

I already showed you a logo, now here's the whole thing:

OMG WIISTERIA!

Don't worry it's geared mostly towards puertorrican users so it's in spanish (international users are also welcome).

Basically the whole point of this page is to provide this island's thousands of Wii owners with an easy place where to meet other contacts and exchange Wii numbers, since Nintendo went out of it's league to ...Keep reading.

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Dec
18th
2006

Sorry for the lack of updates…

By Kaiser Dämmerung

But if you've been lurking around DS's blog lately you'll notice he mentions something about us working on a website.

We've been at it for the past 2 weeks or so, trying to launch a project that came into my mind in one of those rare hours of workplace boredom. What's the page about? Let's just say that it has to do with this Christmas' must-buy-puertorrican-black-friday-frenzy-inducing item. And no, it's not fucking "Fondle Me Elmo".

You know what? let me give ya a little clue. Here's the logo:

 

This is the first full-fledged website I've visually designed for myself since that horrid yellow nightmare that was my portfolio (no, I won't link to it again, it's too painful). I mean visually designed because I'm working graphics only. DS, of course, is ...Keep reading.

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Older Stuff

Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...

What the fuck is wrong with Puerto Rico’s Blogging community?!

It's been quite a long while since I went over to Puertoblogs to see what's new. I haven't had time to sit down and read through all the self centered drivel that clogs the internet today, and now that I finally got to do it, I wish i had not. Holy Fucking Shit. Yes, it is self centered because that's exactly what ...