Remember this guy? Who polluted our minds in the late 80’s-early 90’s afternoons, along with Alf and Mr. Belvedere?
Well, sign up another one for Lance Bass’s League of Forcefully Ousted Celebrities. Neil Patrick Harris gave in to the pressure and confessed he’s a big ol’ queen!
Who, me?
Yeah, you, you Cher-loving pansy. And to think, that all those years I spent watching the series people always wondered what your medical specialty was. Now I get it. You played a young, gifted PROCTOLOGIST. No wonder you developed an affinity for poking men in the ass.
Apparently the reason he came out was the same as Lance. He got sick and tired of the internet rumors and speculation now that he’s back in the spotlight in a new sitcom, So he decided to "do a Lance" and just shout it out to the mass media so they finally say a collective "Oooooh. Figures. I always thought there was something faggy about him." And then they shut the fuck up and leave you alone. Well played, Neil.
Although the "swinging bachelor" image you play on your show is kinda gone to shit now. But fuck it. It’s a sitcom. Ellen played a straight girl for years before deciding to scream to the whole wolrd that she likes munching on fresh carpets.
So, Neil Patrick Harris, on behalf of every proud celebrity homo out there, we salute you:
WELCOME TO THE CLUB SWEETIE-POO!!!
…Gawd I hate Richard Simmons.
Jajajaja eso si que es noticia para mi, digo es que nunca le e prestado mucha atencion al individuo este, lo ultimo que recuerdo haber visto de el es la pelicula de white castle en donde el se pasea en un carro con unas chicas que llevan las gemelas al aire.
Una duda, Richard Simmons aun sigue con vida?
by Noej November 10th, 2006 at 12:18 amSi, por desgracia. De hecho, hace unos días salió en el programa de Martha Stewart y la gente le hacía más caso a el que a Martha.
by Kaiser November 10th, 2006 at 11:23 amComo dije en otro la’o por ahi. Me roza que le guste dar reversa con el baul abierto. Lo que me jode es que el cabron tiene mi edad y parece un cabron viejo de 40!! Damn, si yo me viera asi, me daria un tiro!!!
by Yizz November 10th, 2006 at 2:16 pmLa gente jincha envejece así. Que pena. Yo creía que el cabron tenía como 42 hasta que hiciste el comentario.
by Kaiser Dämmerung November 11th, 2006 at 9:12 pmOMG! Who’ll be next celebrity to get out of the closet? Is it someone form the cast of Saved by the Bell or Home Improvement’s Jonathan Taylor Thomas? And sadly to say…Richard Simmons is still alive, YIKES!
by Haunted November 12th, 2006 at 10:49 amSpeaking of saved by the bell, has anyone heard about the supposed Screech Sex tape?
EW!!!!!11!
by Kaiser Dämmerung November 13th, 2006 at 11:23 amDustin, “Hell ’tis a perfect porn star name” Diamond’s sex tape? Shit, better make me drink water from a toilet before making me see that crap. Barf!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Yizz November 13th, 2006 at 1:21 pmNot only that, but it’s rumored that the tape is a threesome and he does a “dirty sanchez” to one of the girls. If you don’t wanna lose your lunch, please don’t investigate what a “dirty sanchez” is.
by Kaiser Dämmerung November 13th, 2006 at 1:26 pmIf you’re sick enough to find out, hit the Urban Dictionary.
I do know what it is…. In fact, a couple months ago there was an article in GQ, yup, the uber stylish man’s mag about the meaning of such terms as Dirty Sanchez, the Donkey Punch, etc, etc, etc….
by Yizz November 13th, 2006 at 5:48 pm