I also used to think the logo was an eagle. Bullshit. It's a fucking buzzard. A stinkin', lazy, good for nothing carrion-eating ugly-ass bird that feasts on things that are already dead or rotting.
Remember my old laptop? The one who fizzled and died and forced me to create Bavmorda, Queen of all that is Evil and Tainted?
Well I've been trying to fix the damn thing since the beginning of the year. And failed miserably. When I tell you why you're gonna think that the planets are aligned in such a way that the possibility of fixing my old laptop are as likely as Britney passing the LSAT.
After CONusa tried to fix the damn thing for nearly ...Keep reading.
