Sep
28th
2006

The tribe has spoken

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Remember that subliminal logo bullshit from the previous post?

Well, I was personally appointed to come forward with a slew of logos and possible names for a new publication geared towards hispanic teenagers and young adults, and so I did. After submitting a whopping FIFTEEN logos to our department, we finally came to a decision. Luckily and surprisingly, the publication name and the logo design were completely my idea, so I can finnaly brag about the fact that one of the sections in a nationally read newspaper was named and partially designed by ME.

I fuckin’ rock out with my cock out. emoticon

Of course, I’m not allowed to show you what the name is or what the logo will be, but I’ll show you a small preview:

peekaboo!

What? you wanna see more?

Well don’t twist your panties like a pretzel, ’cause you gotta sit down and wait patiently ’till it’s launched. I don’t wanna lose my job or have the competition steal our shit because I went and blurted it all out. This is my bread and buttah we’re talking about.

All I’m saying is that it will publish on wednesday, October 25. Don’t worry, Ill keep you pestered– I mean, posted when the date gets near.

WARNING: sudden change of topic

I’m gonna be an uncle again. This time, it’s a nephew.

God save us. This one’s gonna raise some hell. I can already sense it. No name has been chosen yet, It’s due in January, but your thoughtful (ha!) name suggestions are welcome. Be original. Be imaginative. Be hip.

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2 comments to “The tribe has spoken”

You rock!!!! :D

BTW I am going to be an uncle³, I hope its a boy this time so I can spoil him :)

OMGOMGOMG!!! that will publish the same week Nightfall comes out!!!, OMG NIGHTFALL!!!!!!!!!!


Please, a name in spanish!!! No Joshuas, Jasons, Josephs and the like. Those are the Yaleshkas, Yashiras, Wineshkas and Yamilettes of the boys names. Also no nmame mixing, ok?




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