Alright, I'm gonna take a page from Evaristo's book and give this "photo-blog" thing" a try. Oh don;t worry, There will be no pictures of skanky whores or women sticking impossibly large objects in their vagina. That's Evaristo's territory.

So my mother goes to a painting class, and tonight was their "graduation" or something like that. Obviously I woudln't miss her big night, so I agreed to join her and... errr.. "appreciate" the creativity of Puerto Rico's future artists and illustrators.

The place was PACKED and hot as hell, only the exhibition floor had air conditioning, which, unfortunately caused my mother's hair to puff up and make her look like a goomba. But what the hell. She was so happy and even happier that I was there, so I'll let this coiffure faux pas slide. Besides, this is the happiest I had ever seen her in ...Keep reading.

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Remember that subliminal logo bullshit from the previous post?

Well, I was personally appointed to come forward with a slew of logos and possible names for a new publication geared towards hispanic teenagers and young adults, and so I did. After submitting a whopping FIFTEEN logos to our department, we finally came to a decision. Luckily and surprisingly, the publication name and the logo design were completely my idea, so I can finnaly brag about the fact that one of the sections in a nationally read newspaper was named and partially designed by ME.

I fuckin' rock out with my cock out.

Of course, I'm not allowed to show you what the name is or what the logo will be, but I'll show you a small preview:

What? you wanna see more?

...Keep reading.

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I love logo design. It's one of the few pleasures I can indulge in where I work every once in a while. So whenever there's a chance to churn out a new logo, I always jump at the chance without even a second thought. Giving birth to a new logo is not as easy as it looks, especially when you have to deal with the fact that almost every logo out there has been done and rehashed in every way imaginable. Originality is a rare and elusive whore. I've had a chance to design a few of them since I was hired, some of them good, some of them got totally raped by clueless superiors who have as much sense of design as blind epileptic macaque. Among one of the many ridiculous things I've been ordered to do recently was to build a logo around the word "hip". It was meant for a publication directed towards young adults. Personally, as ...Keep reading.

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LIEK... OMG!!!1!!1!!shift+1!! I WAS AT TEH WORK AND THEN I HEAR TEH PEOPLES MURMURING SOME SHIT AND I WAS LIEK WTF? AND THEN I FOUND OUT THAT WE WERE GONNA BE VISITED BY LIKE, DADDY YANKEE AND SHIET! OMG!!!! DADDY YANKEE TEH DUDE WHO SINGS THAT FUNKY GASOLINE SONG AND TEH OTHER SONG THAT TELLS YOU TO BREAK STUFF!!!11! SO I SAID LIEK, OMG I HAVE GOT TO STALK TIHS GUY HE IS LIEK SO FAMOUS AN STUFF HE SANG ON TEH MTV AWARDS AND STUFF!!1 AND THEN I STARTED ROAMING AROUND WITH MY PHONE CAMERA AND SHIT AND SUDDENLY I WAS LIEK OMG THERE HE IS!!1!!

HOLY FUXXORZ I CANT BELEIVE I GOTS DADDY YANKEE SO CLOSE TO ME! I MEAN WE'S ONLY SEPERATED BY A THIN SHEET OF GLASS!! FOR REALS YO!!!1

...Keep reading.

Posted in Celebs, Frivolities, OMG, Work | 20 Comments »

Ask and ye shall receive... A facefull of flopping penis!

In case you have no fucking idea what's going on or if you missed the first two, lemme save you some searching:

CPR # 1

CPR # 2

As for the ones who have already frolicked in this perverted debauchery.... Why the hell are you reading this useless intro? Start clicking those links and exciting/dissappointing yourselves with your favorite celebrity's manhood! (especially you perverted Googlers who type "free celeb cock" or some similar shit on your search engine).

Let's start with a cock that is gonna drive gay nerds everywhere into a frenzy:

VIGGO MORTENSEN

I can already hear the geeks going: "OMFG ARAGORN IZ NEKKID OMG!!!!11!!!oneoneone!!1!!1eleven!"

Yes, even the almighty King Aragorn has dropped his Mithril leggings and shown us his Tower of ...Keep reading.

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