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Archive for August, 2006

Aug

31st

2006

John Travolta is NOT gay

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Hellooooo nurse!

He's just really, REALLY friendly.

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Aug

23rd

2006

Phase One: Complete

By Kaiser Dämmerung

KAISER LEVELED UP!

HP +30!

MP +10!

Stamina +1!

Initiative +1!

Guts to tell your mom you are going to move out of the house +1!

Yes, I finally told her last weekend.

I was expecting a full blown diva breakdown like this bitch:

divaaaaaah!

But, surprisingly, she took it rather calmly. I had no idea how to break the news to her as I was stupidly "waiting for the right moment", meanwhile time passed by and DS (the boyfriend, not the game sistem, both of which i love to death) got more and more pissed off at my lack of action. Fortunately, Bobby Brown-- I mean, my dad provided the right oportunity to do so with one of his senseless, booze-fueled rants directed at me for no reason at all.

It turns out that last saturday I came ...Keep reading.

Posted in Dark Soul, Family | 4 Comments »

Aug

9th

2006

The Beginning of a Brand New Vice

By Kaiser Dämmerung

WARNING: INSIDIOUSLY GEEKY THREAD

digital crack, to go

Yes, I bought the DS LITE.

I know I said that I'd buy one after I was done refurbishing what is going to become my new headquarters (Darky's apartment) but I just couldn't wait any longer.

I had no intention to buy this gorgeous timewaster anytime soon, but last weekend Darky and I were kinda bored and I started whining about wanting a DS Lite (like I used to do every half hour when we got together) and suddenly he's like, "ok if you buy one of those then I'm allowed to buy a fucking X-box 360!" and I was like "O yeah?" and he's like "yeah!" and at first I thought he was joking around but then I realized he was serious and I said "Fuck yo' bitch-ass. Im'a buy me one ...Keep reading.

Posted in Dark Soul, Geek Stuff | 20 Comments »

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The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...

What the fuck is wrong with Puerto Rico’s Blogging community?!

It's been quite a long while since I went over to Puertoblogs to see what's new. I haven't had time to sit down and read through all the self centered drivel that clogs the internet today, and now that I finally got to do it, I wish i had not. Holy Fucking Shit. Yes, it is self centered because that's exactly what ...

It’s Happy Fun Exploration Time!

OK, so even though we seem to have moved into apartment paradise, there comes a time when you get cabin fever and for fear of smacking the shit out of your significant other when he makes you jump out of your seat by screaming like a rape victim for the 17th time because he's playing Gears of War and a sniper just blew his fucking head off, you know that it's time to ...