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That’s right, self explanatory and right to the point.
Now, after you finish scratching your head wondering why I’m pointing my cannons toward this ridiculous has-been, let me fill you in on the details.
According to English gossip rag, News of the World, George Michael was spotted soliciting sex in an abandoned, bushy area in a London park, obviously frequented by filthy pervies in need of a quick fuck & go. Now you may all remember this windbag has already been arrested for soliciting sex to an undercover cop in a public bathroom. He barely escaped jail, but it seems the scare and the sex addict counseling classes didn’t do shit to him. He still wants to cruise for anonymous ass in the sleaziest locations he can find, and this last one was no exception.
But that’s not the only disturbing thing that the crafty N.o.t.W. paparazzi caught, oh no! You’d think that a person with as much fame, money and exposure as George would prefer having random sex with a person of ravishing good looks and smoldering sex appeal?
How’s this for sex appeal:
"Can I add you to my MySpace friends?" (Image © News of The World)
A FUCKING 58 YEAR OLD UNEMPLOYED GRANDPA (Yes, that’s him in the pic). How’s that for class. I would like to say that maybe he got tired of fucking pretty boys, being a celebrity and all, and opted to try something "a bit more different". Yeah, I’m gonna shag me a bloody dirty little bugger tonight. Goddamn George, god-fucking-damn.
George Michael, precursor of a brand new trend among celebrities: Bum Fucking, which consists of having sex with random, unemployed, malodorous vagrants. (Image © News of the World)
Not only that, but when the paparazzi caught him literally red-handed and confronted him scurrying out of the bushes and into his shiny leather-clad Mercedes, he went as far as to utter this little gem of a quote:
"Are you gay? No? Then fuck off! This is my culture!"
This is what pisses me off the most. OUR culture? you mean all gays are prone to scurry look for random, highly unsafe, illegal sex in public places? how dare you George, HOW DARE YOU say shit like that with a straight face. It’s common knowledge that you’re heavily addicted to weed and god knows what else, but even the most hardcore of potheads wouldn’t even think of uttering such derogatory bullshit. And I don’t care if you really were high on whatever drugs at the moment, the fact that an openly gay man with such a high profile would dare to associate the whole gay community with such a depraved, risky, highly promiscuous conduct only leads to fuel the fire of fucking intolerance. I knew George Michael was a pompous bag of air, but now I noticed that bag is also filled with SHIT.
I’m not saying that all gays are shining examples of human decorum (see Elton John, a.k.a. Deranged British Queen # 2), but goddamn, the great majority of us would rather dig a hole in a canteloupe and fuck it to pieces than risk our lives and our health cruising for ass in a desolated, dark forest.
YOU ARE A SHAME TO ALL GAY MEN GEORGE MICHAEL, AND YOU DESERVE TO DROWN INTO OBSCURITY AS A SAD, DISGRACEFUL FOOTNOTE IN THE HISTORY OF MUSIC.
And to think, he did all this shortly after visiting his long time lover, Kenny Goss, pictured here looking all concerned, or maybe relieved that now he’ll have an excuse to dump that fuckface he calls a partner:
"I am so burning all his Barbra Streisand CD’s…" (image © News of the World)
I only hope that this guy has enough common sense to get rid of his sorry excuse for a boyfriend and find himself someone who will not put both their lives at risk or keep setting back a couple of decades the struggle for equal rights for homosexuals.
Shame on you, George Michael, fucking shame on you.
Oh, and be sure to visit the News of the World link so you can see George Michael’s bushy walk of shame.
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He should go and find Boy George, if he is so desperate to look for someone who looks llike crap..
by YO July 25th, 2006 at 10:26 amRead this and weep:
http://www.endi.com/XStatic/endi/template/nota.aspx?n=41506
by Yizz July 26th, 2006 at 1:13 pmPrimero, el título del artículo el redactor se lo puede meter por el mismo culo, porque si hay George para todos, YO NO QUIERO UN CARAJO.
Segundo, es obvio que el PENDEJO que tiene por novio le aguanta las parguerías a ese cabrón porque está podrío en chavos. Puñeta, muchísima gente le aguantaría las parguerías a su pareja si ésta te hace regalos de literalmente 1 millón así por joder. Comoquiera yo no le pienso reir las gracias al pendejo arrogante ese.
*spit on him*
by Kaiser July 26th, 2006 at 1:18 pmYou know this isn’t true, right?
You know that the “news Of The World,” the paper that “broke the story,” makes our “National Enquirer” look like the “New York Times,” right?
You know that George is suing everyone involved for libel, right?
Sheesh. You sheep! How about you not believe and/or regurgitate all the trash you read.
by Texasbrian July 31st, 2006 at 11:23 amLOL we got a rabid GM fan!
Explain the pictures then. And his angry outrage. And the fact that GM’s own longtime boyfriend accepted that Georgie boy actually enjoys cruising for stranger cock and that he condones that behavior. (poor sad bastard. but I bet he’s enjoying Georgie’s millions like a good little housewife)
Where the hell did they get those pics huh? photoshop? what the hell was he doing in those bushes? playing hide and seek?
PLEASE, bitch.
If he IS suing for libel he can’t hide the fact that there are snapshots of him fleeing ashamed from a popular cruising spot. He also can’t hide the fact that he has a drug and sex addiction problem.
by Kaiser Dämmerung July 31st, 2006 at 12:03 pmAnyway you believe what you want. You like him as an artist? fine with me. I still think he is a disgusting, pitiful dreg of what he used to be.