:( But… but… but… I like MercyMe, Jeremy Camp, Third Day and lots more! U EVIL...
For those of you who doubted the omnipotent powers of graphic designers:
This is how Tara Reid looks in the magical world of Photoshop.
This is what awaits you in real life.
Droopy boobs, skanky hair, puffy face, mushy body, misshapen wrinkly gut, goddamn, could she get any sexier? ...
*commence the puking, barfing, vomiting, tossing of cookies and regurgitation.*
Because when it comes to miracles, graphic designers could give Jesus a run for his fucking money.
Any questions?
Between cranky ol' Doña Florinda:
And cranky ol' Doña Britney
"Vámonos Sean Preston, no te juntes con esta chusma!"
Who would have thought Britney was familiar with El Chavo del Ocho.
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*LANCE BASS*
For finally revealing... no, fuck that. CONFIRMING that he's gay and has been gay through all his N*Sync years...
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Fucking come on!!!! Could you ever believe this princess was EVER straight?
Well done Lance. I hope that many other celebs follow your steps and fucking step up and admit they love the cock. You're lucky you were always one of the least significant members of the group, or we would be hearing the nationwide scream of countless girls in their late teens who once had the ridiculous hope that at least one member of N*Sync would take away their chastity in a violent, preasure filled frenzy. Just be sure to watch your back now, there's gonna be a LOT of girls who are gonna stalk you and try ...Keep reading.
That's right, self explanatory and right to the point.
Now, after you finish scratching your head wondering why I'm pointing my cannons toward this ridiculous has-been, let me fill you in on the details.
According to English gossip rag, News of the World, George Michael was spotted soliciting sex in an abandoned, bushy area in a London park, obviously frequented by filthy pervies in need of a quick fuck & go. Now you may all remember this windbag has already been arrested for soliciting sex to an undercover cop in a public bathroom. He barely escaped jail, but it seems the scare and the sex addict counseling classes didn't do shit to him. He still wants to cruise for anonymous ass in the sleaziest locations he can find, and this last one ...Keep reading.
So I'm about to move.
A few months ago D.S. and I started pimping up his apartment to see if I could move in with him anytime in the near decade. We painted the walls, we repaired pipes and fixed leaks. We even bought some courtains a few weeks ago that look awesome with the new paint scheme, and also prevent the neighbors from freaking out and starting a lynching party whenever they see us making out through the windows or parading around naked.
We still have a few paint jobs to finish and that's that, but all we're waiting for to prepare for my inminent invasion of D.S.'s private space is a bed. A soft, fluffy, huge bed. I mean we wanna sleep in a fucking ocean of mattress. We want a bed ...Keep reading.
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