So I'm the only guy left at the office. everyone either left, took the day off, or is off on an assignment. You can hear the crickets chirping around here. Along with the occasional "presentao" every once in a while, asking for the 20895712345th time "OMG are you the only one left here?" or the highly original "So I guess you're in charge now!  now you can do anything you want and nobody will bother you!!11"... Silly bitches. If I could do anything I want I would close off the area and have myself a "studs in suds" (espuma party, for all you peasants out there) full of bare chested hunks grinding their lean, wet, hairless, soapy bodies against each other while booming techno music drones in the background. ...Keep reading.

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This is the first time that I am able to embed a Youtube video to Wordpress ON MY OWN!!! WITHOUT ANYONE'S HELP!!! MWAHAHAHAA!!!

So to congratulate myself on such a wondrous feat of programming excellence and superiority over many desperate Wordpress users, I shall premiere my newfound mad coding skillz to show you yet another helping or pure, unadulterated Korean Madness, in case you missed the first one.

Now you may ask yourself: "Why the fuck is he putting that lame-ass korean hip-pop song with diva vocals and soap opera-type drama?"

Settle down children. Be patient and wait until the video timer reaches 2 minutes and 18 seconds. That's where the real fun starts. Like His Evil Catness said, this is the reason why Puerto Rico should be part of Korea. I hope this video pleases his sophisticated and charristic tastes in fine video production.

Enjoy.

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Between this:

And THIS

OOPS... I ATE IT AGAIN!

Wanna know how Britney became this paragon of beauty and class? here is:

BRITNEY'S TRAINWRECK RECIPE

or

 30 WAYS TO DESTROY YOURSELF AND YOUR CAREER IN 2 YEARS OR LESS

1. Make gradually shittier records.
2. Get cancelled concert dates because of low ticket sales caused by shitty records.
3. Plunge yourself into an identity crisis. Extra points for emulating Mariah Carey's hotel smashing habits.
4. Drink until shit-faced on a nightly basis. Smoke unfiltered Marlboro's.
5. Fall madly in love with the first oportunistic unemployed lowlife that hits on you in a drunken club night. Make him a backup dancer so he accompanies you on every tour to keep your demanding vagina satisfied.
6. Copy Jennifer Lopez by marrying your lowlife backup dancer. ...Keep reading.

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