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Archive for May, 2006

May

2nd

2006

Monthly Weirdness

By Kaiser Dämmerung

No, I'm not talking about PMS or anything that has to do with vaginas whatsoever. It's that time of the month for... WEIRD SEARCH RESULT POSTINGS!

What's that, you say? Well I track down every search result from google or msn or technorati or whatever that led the reader to my page. Sometimes you see the usual crap (mostly searches for free porn) but sometimes there are entries so fucking weird and disturbing you just wonder how the hell are these people allowed to have a computer. Since we're already in May, let's start with last mont's search engine weirdness:

Foreskin cocks - I remember writing a post somewhere about having some extra skin down there, so it's no big surprise...

Korean schoolgirls fucked - Whatever horndog (most probably an old greasy disgusting guy looking for some young glistening asian pussy) stumbled upon this page probably turned around faster than he could say ...Keep reading.

Posted in Geek Stuff, Reveries | 5 Comments »

May

1st

2006

Vacation Update: The conclusion

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Sorry for the previous outburst. I just had to get it off my chest. It's not every day that you see a game machine being named after urine. So let's just forget that and carry on.

Last time we read about:

burn baby burn

Getting sunburned

jalda silenciosa

"La Jalda Silenciosa", or Silent Hill, PR

ghetto hoes

Being harassed by a ghetto ho

Among other fucked up things.

But today, children, we're gonna learn about:

jungle fever

MONKEEEEEEEYSS!!!

But first...

DAY 7: Who said there weren't any good beaches left?

We wanted to get sunburned again, but we got ...Keep reading.

Posted in Dark Soul, Frivolities, Love Life | 4 Comments »

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Praise the Lord… While rockin’ the fuck out!

Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, you bet your ass some money hungry Christoids want a piece of the profitable band simulation market. After the rampant success of Guitar Hero and Rockband, they needed to find an excuse to cater to all those "young sheep" whose brains are so wiped of all independent thought to the point where they are not allowed to hear or even like mainstream popular music. And what better way to do ...

Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...