I know I know I made the first one like half a year ago, and the next ones had been in hiatus for a looooooong time (mostly because of Guild Wars: Factions coming out) but I said I'd do a few more so here it is. Vol. 2 of Guild Worse.

Since henchmen are still as idiotic as ever, this comic is also dedicated to them

I don't know if other MMO's have a henchman feature like Guild Wars. These ragtag bunch of NPC's serve as a testament of why artificial inteligence still has a long way to go. Even in the new update (Factions) they're still as dumb as a box of shaven pubic hair. Somebody should tell those guys over at NCsoft that it would ...Keep reading.

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Don't deny it. I KNOW you've been yearning for some free celebrity cock, you naughty little monkeys!

Due to the popularity of the last post and the astonishing amount of people who actually search for famous ding dongs on the internet, this public service was created as a reference guide to some of the most famous peckers in hollywood, sports, the music industry, you name it. As long as it's famous.

Needless to say, the pictures on the links are NSFW, as in NOT SAFE FOR WORK, CHILDREN, OR PEOPLE WITH THE MINDS OF CHILDREN. This post is mere for... um.... "artistic" purposes and in no way condones lewd behavior. At least not in public

So enough with the chit-chat. Let's see some cock-cock

HEATH LEDGER

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SONY REVEALS THE PS3 IN IT'S FINAL FORM.

Come on. That's "innovative design"?

I feel a little sad because they ditched the old boomerang controller and replaced it with the old PS2 controller with bluetooth and -surprise of all surprises- Internal motion sensors! Sound familiar? I BET IT IS:

Plus, that old controller had the benefit that if you ever got bored of playing indoors, you could always go outside and throw around the controller and exercise your pasty, misshapen body. Imagine this: The cordless boomerang controller could only be recharged by throwing it around, so all those fat, lazy children would have to go outside and be forced to exercize their flaccid asses, thus resolving in some way the increasing problem ...Keep reading.

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