May
25th
2006

What happens when you’re in the right place at the righ time?

By Kaiser Dämmerung

People give you this:

 

early xmen ticket!!!!!

(no, I did not have to pay any donations, silly mortal)

 

All I will say about the movie is 3 things:

1) OMFG

2) WTF

3) There is NOT gonna be a sequel, trust me.

 

If you’re a fan of X-men and you don’t see this movie on opening night, you’re a waste of space on this earth. You’re scum. You’re Paris Hilton. Now go reserve those tickets before I go to your house and bitchslap you and your grandma.

 

Oh and another thing: If you’re gonna see the movie, please WATCH THIS FIRST. You’ll thank me later.

 

 

 

Tags: Movies Xmen





10 comments to “What happens when you’re in the right place at the righ time?”

FYI: I was told there is an extra scene at the end of the credits but I totally forgot to stay for it because I was peeing so bad I could feel urine in my bloodstream, I was cold and I was hungry.


Fenix is a fucking psycho bitch and she sucks….


That’s because you wanted her to be in a red spandex outfit floating around and screaming I AM PHOENIIIIIIIIX!!!!!! while engulfed in a huge bird of fire.

This isn’t the cartoon, bitch!


Te odio, Kaiser… la viste primero que yo… carajo y yo que soy the Juggernaut Bitch!


Que suerte mas cabrona, por lo menos se que la vas a ver de nuevo y alli estare carajo. Fucking lechu jajaja.


Lechú y medio. todavía no lo creo :D


NOOO! Paris rocks, she is cool! Haven’t yet had a chance to see this movie, i’m pretty eager about it tho!


WHA…… HOW DARE YOU INFILTRATE MY BLOG AND UTTER SUCH BLASPHEMY!!!

HEATHEN!!!!

GO WATCH THE MOVIE BEFORE I CURSE YOU AND YOUR BRETHREN!!!

infidel…


Did you actually like this one? You mean to tell me that, as a fan of the comic book series, and after having seen the two previous installments of this franchise, you think this third part is actually good as a film, as a part of this series, as a standalone piece of entertainment unto itself?

Negro, please!


I don’t consider this one “THE Xmen movie”, It’s clearly riddled with then new director’s action movie fluff (after all, he directed Rush Hour). I consider this movie as closure. Closure for all the actors that were sick of playing a leather-clad super hero (paging Halle Bery!) and closure for the series since I doubt it will survive much further without Singer’s magic fingers (omg I rhymed). It also leaves the door open for spinnofs like the wolverine movie and the rumored “X-kids” sequel that only features the young-uns (Iceman, Shadowcat, Jubilee, etc.) So I have mixed feelings about the movie. Ambiguous, I know, but I don’t and have never associated the movie with the comic book characters. So the movie for me is like brand new people doing brand new stuff. The comics by now are so complex and convoluted in the character’s personal stories that it will NEVER compare.




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