People give you this:

(no, I did not have to pay any donations, silly mortal)
All I will say about the movie is 3 things:
1) OMFG
2) WTF
3) There is NOT gonna be a sequel, trust me.
If you’re a fan of X-men and you don’t see this movie on opening night, you’re a waste of space on this earth. You’re scum. You’re Paris Hilton. Now go reserve those tickets before I go to your house and bitchslap you and your grandma.
Oh and another thing: If you’re gonna see the movie, please WATCH THIS FIRST. You’ll thank me later.











FYI: I was told there is an extra scene at the end of the credits but I totally forgot to stay for it because I was peeing so bad I could feel urine in my bloodstream, I was cold and I was hungry.
by Kaiser May 25th, 2006 at 10:22 amFenix is a fucking psycho bitch and she sucks….
by DarK SouL May 25th, 2006 at 11:32 amThat’s because you wanted her to be in a red spandex outfit floating around and screaming I AM PHOENIIIIIIIIX!!!!!! while engulfed in a huge bird of fire.
This isn’t the cartoon, bitch!
by Kaiser May 25th, 2006 at 11:39 amTe odio, Kaiser… la viste primero que yo… carajo y yo que soy the Juggernaut Bitch!
by Shery May 25th, 2006 at 12:32 pmQue suerte mas cabrona, por lo menos se que la vas a ver de nuevo y alli estare carajo. Fucking lechu jajaja.
by Darkangel May 25th, 2006 at 1:06 pmLechú y medio. todavía no lo creo
by Kaiser May 25th, 2006 at 1:09 pmNOOO! Paris rocks, she is cool! Haven’t yet had a chance to see this movie, i’m pretty eager about it tho!
by Marco Valente June 4th, 2006 at 4:47 pmWHA…… HOW DARE YOU INFILTRATE MY BLOG AND UTTER SUCH BLASPHEMY!!!
HEATHEN!!!!
GO WATCH THE MOVIE BEFORE I CURSE YOU AND YOUR BRETHREN!!!
infidel…
by Kaiser June 5th, 2006 at 10:36 amDid you actually like this one? You mean to tell me that, as a fan of the comic book series, and after having seen the two previous installments of this franchise, you think this third part is actually good as a film, as a part of this series, as a standalone piece of entertainment unto itself?
Negro, please!
by Serge Lafont June 18th, 2006 at 4:20 amI don’t consider this one “THE Xmen movie”, It’s clearly riddled with then new director’s action movie fluff (after all, he directed Rush Hour). I consider this movie as closure. Closure for all the actors that were sick of playing a leather-clad super hero (paging Halle Bery!) and closure for the series since I doubt it will survive much further without Singer’s magic fingers (omg I rhymed). It also leaves the door open for spinnofs like the wolverine movie and the rumored “X-kids” sequel that only features the young-uns (Iceman, Shadowcat, Jubilee, etc.) So I have mixed feelings about the movie. Ambiguous, I know, but I don’t and have never associated the movie with the comic book characters. So the movie for me is like brand new people doing brand new stuff. The comics by now are so complex and convoluted in the character’s personal stories that it will NEVER compare.
by Kaiser Dämmerung June 18th, 2006 at 12:51 pm