Archive for May, 2006

May
31st
2006

Cowardice

By Kaiser Dämmerung

A couple of years back, I made myself known as an amateur writer and contributor for a "literary" webpage. I wrote several pieces of which I'm not really proud of today, since I was just starting in this writing thing and I admit that reading my previous stuff after all these years and everything I've learned throughout makes me cringe a little. It wasn't bad, but it needed a bit more work.

Nevertheless I'm proud of those writings, since they were my first attempts at writing essays and most of them dealt with really personal experiences, like most of the content on that page. The page also had a forum. It was a melting pot of all kinds of interesting characters, most of which still remain as contacts and some of them have even become personal acquaintances, whose friendship I still value.

But then, megalomania fucked everything up.

I won't tell ...Keep reading.

May
25th
2006

What happens when you’re in the right place at the righ time?

By Kaiser Dämmerung

People give you this:

 

early xmen ticket!!!!!

(no, I did not have to pay any donations, silly mortal)

 

All I will say about the movie is 3 things:

1) OMFG

2) WTF

3) There is NOT gonna be a sequel, trust me.

 

If you're a fan of X-men and you don't see this movie on opening night, you're a waste of space on this earth. You're scum. You're Paris Hilton. Now go reserve those tickets before I go to your house and bitchslap you and your grandma.

 

Oh and another thing: If you're gonna see the movie, please WATCH THIS FIRST. You'll thank me later.

 

 

 

Tags: Movies Xmen

May
24th
2006

Attack of the 80’s

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Who would win this fight?

Lo Pan!

LO PAN

 

VS

 

Ming!

MING THE MERCILESS

 

 

Tags: Humor Movies 80s

May
22nd
2006

Guild Worse # 3: This is why you should farm quietly

By Kaiser Dämmerung

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Julie Andrews would be proud of my mesmer. He ain't gay by the way, it's just that NCsoft made it a point that all male mesmer characters look fruity and all female mesmers look like sluts. Silly, since mesmers are the deadliest casters in the game and can shut down other magic users faster than you can say FABULOOOOOUS!

 

P.S.: Methinks they should expand player character races to Tengu, dwarves, CentaursNaga and all that humanoid shit, you know, for even more diversity. Every once in a while you feel like using a non-human freak to beat things up. Make it happen, NC!

 

 

Tags: Videogames, Guild Wars, Humor
May
18th
2006

Reminiscing, The Hard Way

By Kaiser Dämmerung
Yesterday I spent the whole day looking at pictures and info about the place I left behind when I moved to Puerto Rico: La Romana, Dominican Republic. I was practically dragged outta there when my family decided that the country was slowly sinking into third world territory. Maybe it already was, I can't quite remember a lot of details. (Click on the thumbnails for bigger pics)

A view of the town hall, now with a horrible yellow color. When I lived there it was brown or beige. The building on it's left (not pictured) was the Colegio Episcopal, where I studied.

La Romana is a small town. Everybody knew each other or someone related to you. And my father specifically was a notorious figure in town. There wasn't a single day where we'd go out and he'd be greeted by at ...Keep reading.

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So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...

What the fuck is wrong with Puerto Rico’s Blogging community?!

It's been quite a long while since I went over to Puertoblogs to see what's new. I haven't had time to sit down and read through all the self centered drivel that clogs the internet today, and now that I finally got to do it, I wish i had not. Holy Fucking Shit. Yes, it is self centered because that's exactly what ...