Again, I repeat:

What....

The....

FUCK!!!!!!

OK  a warning... This is a geeky thread so if you came snooping for hot man-to-man action or don't care about the videogame world in particular you can scoot right off. Or you can go here.

My outrage today has to do with Nintendo's new name for the much-more-awesome-sounding Revolution. First of all, I had the innocent idea that Revolution was the official name. It's rough. It's aggressive. It clearly conveys what they want to do with their next-gen incarnation. Then yesterday I stumble upon THIS.

Wii?

WII?!?!?!

GOOD FUCKING LORD IN HEAVEN WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!

How can they have the nerve to name a videogame machine after what most countries know as URINE?! Don't they research this stuff?!?!

Then they have the balls to deliver a ...Keep reading.

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Thats the question I've been hearing nonstop from every human being ever since I arrived home last sunday night. The reason it took so long to write about it was because: 1) My employers just HAD to get even for my absence and nail me with 2 consecutive days of late-nighters, causing me to arrive home with an aversion to everything computer-related, 2) I completely lost track of time and day while on vacation, so I had to think back and have my boyfriend help me put it all back together in chronological order, and 3) I wanted to stay on vacation forever and had to slowly and painfully realize that in modern society that's impossible, unless youre either Paris Hilton or a hobo (the only difference between the two is that a hobo has fewer STD's).

Well, to quench your insatiable hunger for crap you're not even supposed to care ...Keep reading.

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CONusa, you've created a monster!

Literally.

After spending 3 weeks, 3 FUCKING WEEKS waiting for an overpriced laptop motherboard, I decided to move forward with Project BUILD A SUPER-AWESOME ÜBERCOMPUTER THAT WILL ONE DAY GENERATE ARTIFICIAL INTELIGENCE ON IT'S OWN AND TAKE OVER THIS WRETCHED WORLD AND DESTROY ALL OF HUMANKIND TO CLEANSE THIS PLANET OF ALL THAT IS SINFUL AND UNCLEAN. I also cancelled the fucking motherboard order and told them to give my back my damn money. Buncha slow, incompetent sons o' bitches...

So I guess that would make me $490 bucks richer. WRONG. For the past few weeks I've been saving up and slowly buying the components, and last thursday they were finally brought together and combined to form:

QUEEN BAVMORDA, MISTRESS OF DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Bavmorda consists of: