Everyone who is familiar with His Evil Catness’ blog, got to experience a few weeks ago the sheer horror and scandal of two korean girls engaged in what seemed to be a choreographed sing and dance ritual worshiping the Fallen Angel Lucifer. Their shrieking voices and their spastic body jerks entranced humans and demonic entities alike, forcing many of them (myself included) to watch the fucking little video over and over and over and over again, until, without knowing dick shit of korean, we already knew the lyrics and choreography without even knowing it.
To those of you who do not know what video I’m referring to, see below to view the tainted blasphemy to all that is holy and sacred in it’s devilish glory.
To those of you who have already watched it, you know the horrors I speak. You have woken up in the middle of the night, all cold, sweaty and feverish, recovering from a hideous nightmare where those accursed girls run after you and try to steal your soul using the pulsing sound waves of korean teen pop and asian-electro-boogie dance moves.
I thought that after a few weeks i’d be released from their curse and those horrible visions of otherwordly dances and off-key wails from the netherworld would be over, but unfortunately I stumbled into the unthinkable. Some korean TV show actually tracked these girls and interviewed them, not only that, but they made them perform yet another deranged soul-destroying song and dance extravaganza!
After watching this, it’s official. Neither you nor I have a soul. It has been extracted little by little and stolen by 2 korean succubi. The end is near. All is lost. Repent, sinners!!! THE KOREAN SCHOOLGIRLS SHALL BRING THE END OF ALL EXISTENCE!!!
COMPUTER UPDATE
I’m still posting from work. The bastards at CONusa said that the motherboard arrived but it was “defective” and didn’t work at all, so I’d have to wait another week and a half ’till the other one arrives. I’ll give them a full week. If it’s still not here, I’ll have my fucking money back and they can go fuck themselves in their money-grubbing overcharging excuse-spouting ass. Let more capable people handle my shit. I’m tired of their crap.
Motherfuckers.
In other less depressing news: The motherboard, memory and a couple of other shit from my Frankenstein Homemade Übercomputer are on the way via UPS. Joy!!
I know how to post utube shit on wordpres….
*watching the video*
LOL!!!, but the first one is a whole lot better!
by DarK SouL March 27th, 2006 at 2:13 pm(RESPIRO HONDO)
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Wow que maravilla obtener más de estas condenadas niñas de satanás. Quiero que Puerto Rico sea un estado de Corea ya!!!
Detalle a destacar:
Al final del número musical a las cabronas estas le salen unos bigotes felinos. Esto es una clara declaración de que ya son miasssssssssssss!!!!!
by gatoqueen March 27th, 2006 at 2:42 pmsiempre las segundas partes son unas mierdas.
by Shery March 27th, 2006 at 8:03 pmPorque parece que esta segunda parte fue “rehearsed” y la primera fue espontánea. por eso quedó tan creepy.
by Kaiser March 28th, 2006 at 10:36 am