Everyone who is familiar with His Evil Catness' blog, got to experience a few weeks ago the sheer horror and scandal of two korean girls engaged in what seemed to be a choreographed sing and dance ritual worshiping the Fallen Angel Lucifer. Their shrieking voices and their spastic body jerks entranced humans and demonic entities alike, forcing many of them (myself included) to watch the fucking little video over and over and over and over again, until, without knowing dick shit of korean, we already knew the lyrics and choreography without even knowing it.

To those of you who do not know what video I'm referring to, see below to view the tainted blasphemy to all that is holy and sacred in it's devilish glory.

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In recent hours, while rummaging around Puerto Rico's blog community website, I stumbled upon THIS HORRIFIC OFFENSE TO ALL OF GOD'S CREATION.

What.. The... FUCK!

Ok, I consider it reasonable and fair that reggaetón as a genre has evolved (although VERY slowly) form it's "PUTA, MARICONA, DONDE TU ESTÁS METÍA COÑO!" roots and is now a mainstream phenomenon, even though it has been recycling the same beats and lyrics for nearly two decades. But this?!

Ok, from browsing through this horrific dreg of a blog you can read that this queen has actually fused reggaetón with ballads (which has already been done dozens of times before by more famous "performers", but not as masterfully horrible as this), and he intends to introduce himself into the mainstream, even if that means creating a shitty blog and subjecting our community with empty posts trying to do ...Keep reading.

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Nope, no dirty sex related post here, my little perverts. You'll have to head to my boyfriend's blog for those.

This is just a short update to tell you all how my computer's doing. Well, it's still dead. After waiting 9 days to get a simple diagnostic on what the hell was wrong with it, I had to make it all the way to ConUSA (yes, the CON is intentional) in person, since it seem's they're too important to take any calls nowadays. After a lenghty wait, the lizard-man behind the counter finally takes my case, and after I explain to him that I've waited more than a fuckin' week for my machine, he slithers around the back for like 10 min. After hearing in my head the ...Keep reading.

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