Archive for January, 2006

Jan
30th
2006

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

By Kaiser Dämmerung

I smell changes this year!

I mean besides the blog. The events from the last couple of years have led me to this cliffhanger in my personal life where I feel like I need to brace myself for all the things that are coming my way.

Change # 1: Living quarters

You might have heard about it from all the times I rant and bitch about the subject. I wanna get the hell out of my house. I'm sick of it. Lately I've been spending less and less time there, and spending more and more time with HIM. I'm not doing it on purpose, but because over the past few months I've grown more and more accustomed to his company, to the point that now spending any free time without him sounds absurd, and whenever we're not together we're constantly thinking about each other. Yeah, I know, we're a couple of ...Keep reading.

Jan
29th
2006

Out with the old stuff…

By Kaiser Dämmerung

arrogant

supercilious

adj 1: having or showing arrogant superiority to and disdain of those one views as unworthy; "some economists are disdainful of their colleagues in other social disciplines"; "haughty aristocrats"; "his lordly manners were offensive"; "walked with a prideful swagger"; "his mother eyed my clothes with a supercilious air"; "a more swaggering mood than usual"- W.L.Shirer [syn: disdainful, haughty, lordly, prideful, sniffy, swaggering] 2: expressive of contempt; "curled his lip in a supercilious smile"; "spoke in a sneering jeering manner"; "makes many a sharp comparison but never a mean or snide one" [syn: sneering, snide]

In other words, the name I've chosen for this new blog (I'd be damned if I had to name it "Hades 2.0") is just a pretty way for describing a monstrously arrogant person. Why arrogance? Even ...Keep reading.

Jan
19th
2006

The joys of having a convertible

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Oh no, don't even think about calling me up and asking for a ride in my hot-ass car. I'm not talking about vehicles.

Today's topic, boys and girls, is circumcision.

*crickets chirping*

What does a convertible have to do with slicing the foreskin off of someone's fun stick, you ask?
Well, many uncut gentlemen can fake having a circumcised penis just by pulling back their "top", or it just draws back automatically when you get a particularly fierce boner. It's like having the best of both worlds. On one side you have a "protective hood", and on the other side you have the clean-cut look of a hoodless dick.

What was it that made me suddenly just go off on this "cock rant"?
1) I like dicks.


2) The fact that on this island, cut dicks are pretty rare. Seriously, out of all the people I've been ...Keep reading.

Older Stuff

Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...

What the fuck is wrong with Puerto Rico’s Blogging community?!

It's been quite a long while since I went over to Puertoblogs to see what's new. I haven't had time to sit down and read through all the self centered drivel that clogs the internet today, and now that I finally got to do it, I wish i had not. Holy Fucking Shit. Yes, it is self centered because that's exactly what ...