Dec
2nd
2005

Guild Worse: Episode 1

By Kaiser Dämmerung

By now you should be aware that I have a slightly moderate addiction to the game Guild Wars.

Well, it turns out that one night I was playing in a party with “henchmen”, which are the game’s solution for when you gotta do a quest and you dont want to team up with people or there’s no one around to help you with it. What happenned is that the A.I. for these “henches” is so poor and downright annoying, that you end up most of the time wanting to play solo, if it wasn’t because of the toughness in some parts of the game you wouldn’t be lumbering around with a such a group of idiots.
Then on one particularly annoying mission the little neon light bulb in my head went on, and I created…

THIS:

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I don’t know if it will be an ongoing thing, I’ll try doing a few more and showing it off to other players to see if they like it. I’m almost sure this isn’t the first attempt at a Guild Wars spoof strip, and if it is, hooray for me, I’m a fucking genius. If there are others, at least I’m content with the fact that I’m taking my very own GW character and making it star in it’s own fake comic strip.
I love my ranger. Is that so wrong? LOL.

Obviously, you have to be familiar with the game or with RPG’s in general to understand some of the names and terms I use.
Hey, who knows, if this thing takes off we could have ourselves the next big MMORPG online comic strip, heheheheh.

Stay tuned.





4 comments to “Guild Worse: Episode 1”

HEY!!!, WTF!!!!, Thats what you were doing while I died at the hand of the merciless Lava monsters?!?!?! >:(

Very nice indeed!!!!, I love it!


Jajajajajajaja… “Fuck you guys. I’m going farming.”

That’s perfect.


Very hilarious!!!! In Baldur’S Gate II I had a “wizard thing” who always did the spells too late… that “Aerie”… how I hated her!


ROFL!




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