Archive for December, 2005

Dec
28th
2005

An assload of gifts

By Kaiser Dämmerung
Smashing haul of gifts this year!!! My b/f really outdid himself with the gift giving, i mean goddamn! This has been the most... how should I put it without sounding like a greedy bastard... "lucrative?" christmas ever, thanx to him. Because if it were for my family, I'd be stuck with a bottle of perfume, a gift card from Gap and another one from Borders. Which are not bad, but they could totally take a lesson or two from my b/f when it comes to gift-giving. The truckload of gifts I received from him left me speechless. Here's the list: - Margaret Cho's latest stand-up concert: Assassin: Not as funny as his first ones, but still laughed my ass off. Hard. Especially when she went "Oh BOO-HOO!". I swear one of these days I'm gonna fly to the US and see her live. - Sin City Director's cut DVD & Graphic novel combo : ...Keep reading.
Dec
15th
2005

Carfucked

By Kaiser Dämmerung
*Photo removed due to the fact that it had copyright
and it's owner got pissed off*
...Sorry "Donald"...
Blame it on Google, buddy
No, this is not a post about having wild monkey sex in the back of your vehicle (or in the front, if you fancy a little shift stick action). This is a post about how long and hard my SUV (if you could call it that nowadays) has been raping my wallet like an underage thai whore. It all began last year, when the car's transmission went KAPUT and Satan... i mean, dad fortunately had to shell out the $1,000 plus repair cost to get it fixed. After that, bliss for a few months. The car purred like a kitten, with only a few minor electronic glitches (like the radio lights turning off when the car jumped). A few months later, I noticed that when I was on the ...Keep reading.
Dec
2nd
2005

Guild Worse: Episode 1

By Kaiser Dämmerung
By now you should be aware that I have a slightly moderate addiction to the game Guild Wars. Well, it turns out that one night I was playing in a party with "henchmen", which are the game's solution for when you gotta do a quest and you dont want to team up with people or there's no one around to help you with it. What happenned is that the A.I. for these "henches" is so poor and downright annoying, that you end up most of the time wanting to play solo, if it wasn't because of the toughness in some parts of the game you wouldn't be lumbering around with a such a group of idiots. Then on one particularly annoying mission the little neon light bulb in my head went on, and I created... THIS: Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us I don't know if it will be an ...Keep reading.

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The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...

What the fuck is wrong with Puerto Rico’s Blogging community?!

It's been quite a long while since I went over to Puertoblogs to see what's new. I haven't had time to sit down and read through all the self centered drivel that clogs the internet today, and now that I finally got to do it, I wish i had not. Holy Fucking Shit. Yes, it is self centered because that's exactly what ...

It’s Happy Fun Exploration Time!

OK, so even though we seem to have moved into apartment paradise, there comes a time when you get cabin fever and for fear of smacking the shit out of your significant other when he makes you jump out of your seat by screaming like a rape victim for the 17th time because he's playing Gears of War and a sniper just blew his fucking head off, you know that it's time to ...