Nov
14th
2005

Otanjoobi omedetoo gozaimasu!!

By Kaiser Dämmerung

That’s japanese for:

 

Someone really special is celebrating his birthday today. Goddamn, time passes by so quickly. It seems like yesterday when you were unwrapping the first birthday gifts given to you by a boyfriend. And yet here we are again. Another year! It seems like only weeks!
This is by far the longest I’ve been with anyone, and I’m pretty sure I won’t have to reset that timer anytime soon. Time spent with you has been the most amazing and fulfilling experience I’ve had in years, and so far I still feel like those first few weeks, when you were too shy to make a first move, and I had to show you how to kiss properly (tongue on the first date is not recommended by Miss Manners. Hehehe!)
Remember the hurricane? It was so sweet when you got out of your house and "braved the elements" to come and make me some company while the lights were out and the storm raged on. That whole scene right there had me wishing for another hurricane to come by this year and ravage the island while my parents are out of the country and unable to fly back in. One of the sweetest things anyone’s ever done for me. I’ll never forget those nights.
And people still have the nerve to say to me in an incredulous tone: *gasp!* OMG you guys are still together?". Yes we are. Why is that so hard to believe? I find that comment a bit offensive actually. Why shouldn’t we be together still? Yes, we’re very different individuals personality-wise, and yet the little things we have common create this incredible attraction that I don’t really know how to explain. And I love that. Most people don’t get to see you for what you really are, or are too lazy or jaded to find out. You are one of the most caring, dedicated, smart and funny persons around. But since you like to keep things to yourself, they never get to experience the real you. So what. Fuck ‘em.
Luckily I’ve had the chance to see the real you. And that is why I have decided to share my life with you. Because I’ve seen beyond the stupid computer avatars and whatever the hell other envious fucktards might hear or say about you, and I’ve found the soul of a man who is really worth my time and devotion.
I hope this is only the second of many, many birthdays we celebrate together. You are truly the best thing that has happenned to me in this mexican soap opera we call life (of course, without the evil stepmother secretly plotting our deaths to inherit our mansion and cash in on our insurance money.)
Anyway, Happy Birthday my love, today, 15th of November was the day a truly great human being was born. And I am infinitely lucky to share my life with that man.

I love you.




3 comments to “Otanjoobi omedetoo gozaimasu!!”

Whoa, I am speechless baby, thank you for those beautiful words, I love you with all my fucking heart!!!, this is the first time anyone speaks so beautifully of me, you really make me feel special!


Felidades a los dos,,,sigue ahí que vale la pena enamorarse de estos jíbaros de ese pueblo,,,


Contestar aquí es casi como estar de intrusa en esto tan lindo entre ustedes dos, pero que se joda! Los felicito a ambos: a Darkie en su cumpleaños y a Kaiser por tan linda expresión de felicitaciones. Espero leer mínimo las próximas 80 felicitaciones de uno hacia el otro!!!!




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