Archive for November, 2005

Nov
30th
2005

All I want for Christmas is… Nothing?!

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Yep, you read it. I have NO FUCKING IDEA about what i want as a Christmas gift. It's baffling. I go to stores and see catalogs and the endless shoppers that plague today's publications and I just feel... Nothing. I got to a point that I have everything I wanted to buy for now. iPod? got it. Videogames? got so many i don't even have time for them. Music? Puh-leeze. Ever heard of torrents? Video? See previous. DVD's? Goblet of Fire comes out late next year (Gah! the waiting!! The slow and painful waiting!!!) and Final Fantasy Advent Children has been delayed for the 240,874,985th time, this time untim april (I'd never thought Square-Enix would dissapoint me even further after the fiasco of Final Fantasy Tactics for Game Boy Advance). A relationship? Actually that is the only thing that I feel grateful for in this holiday.
Hell, I've even ...Keep reading.

Nov
14th
2005

Otanjoobi omedetoo gozaimasu!!

By Kaiser Dämmerung

That's japanese for:

 

Someone really special is celebrating his birthday today. Goddamn, time passes by so quickly. It seems like yesterday when you were unwrapping the first birthday gifts given to you by a boyfriend. And yet here we are again. Another year! It seems like only weeks!
This is by far the longest I've been with anyone, and I'm pretty sure I won't have to reset that timer anytime soon. Time spent with you has been the most amazing and fulfilling experience I've had in years, and so far I still feel like those first few weeks, when you were too shy to make a first move, and I had to show you how to kiss properly (tongue on the first date is not recommended by Miss Manners. Hehehe!)
Remember ...Keep reading.

Nov
5th
2005

“Kaiser needs…”

By Kaiser Dämmerung

I'm usually not very fond of forward e-mails, but every once in a while you find one that's totally fucking worth it. (thanx Erik!) This one's an interesting experiment with Google, where you type your name followed by the word needs, all that enclosed in double quotes ("). So I just went on and tiped "Kaiser needs" and just read all of the crazy-ass phrases that popped up from websites:

- "Kaiser needs to improve its productivity" - *gasp!* are they spying my workplace?
- "Kaiser needs to change" - Do I? really?
- "Kaiser needs transparency and hard evidence" - Transparency... Hard... Is it a clear dildo?
- "kaiser needs a little more training bfore u take him back to that park." - Training for what. I suck at sports.
- "Kaiser needs to be profitable" - Of course I do. One of these days my name could be worth ...Keep reading.

Nov
4th
2005

My turn to geek out

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Yeah yeah i know SOMEBODY around here already did this in his blog, but ask me if I care. I wanna do it too, dammit.
Of course by now you already know i am hooked on a game called Guild Wars, which I already went through the pain of describing HERE. It's been a while since my first character appeared here. He's already capped (reached the maximum level in the game) and can already kick some serious ass. This is how he looked when I began the game:


And this is Dorian now:

Nice armor, eh? Expensive too.

And now i introduce you to my other child, a tree-huggin' hippie Ranger/Mesmer by the name of Alistair Bladegash:

I know I know, the armor looks horrible with all those twigs and leaves that make him look like ...Keep reading.

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Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...

What the fuck is wrong with Puerto Rico’s Blogging community?!

It's been quite a long while since I went over to Puertoblogs to see what's new. I haven't had time to sit down and read through all the self centered drivel that clogs the internet today, and now that I finally got to do it, I wish i had not. Holy Fucking Shit. Yes, it is self centered because that's exactly what ...