2005 October | Supercilious

An awesome song, but a rather disturbing choice of soundtrack for when I enter my house and see my mom standing in the kitchen, holding a butcher’s knife, while the violins go “eek! eek! eek! eek! eek!” inside my head. *Brrrrrrr*

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nicole: heath ledger looks like a hot wild animal
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ally b: uh oh, the first two aren’t cholas but ‘nacas’! close, but not too close to call, nacas...
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Archive for October, 2005

Oct

19th

2005

Slut Worship Update

By Kaiser Dämmerung

I assume you read my previous entry on the state of America's obsession with useless media queens who monopolize people's attention, time and money.
In case you actually care, here's what's been happening with some of them:

TARA REID

"Hi, welcome to Chuck-E-Cheeses, table for how many?"

Her awful bar-hopping, drink-drug-sex fest of a show, "Taradise", was cancelled. Apparently the media says the blond slut-shell is going through a mental breakdown and is heavily depressed and fuming against E!. Now that she's jobless she said in an interview she actually wants people to take her acting seriously. Sure. I'll take her seriously. Just as I take Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny or world peace seriously. If I were in her ...Keep reading.

Posted in Celebs, Frivolities, Rants | 4 Comments »

Oct

3rd

2005

That would be the most fucked up thing in the whole wide world, ever

By Kaiser Dämmerung

So I got home one day, after promising to take mom shop for groceries. And I see this skinny, nerdy somewhat kinda "cute-ish" looking guy getting out of his car and gowing towards me to shake my hand. Who the fuck is this guy? and why is he parked out front? Is he a mormon? no, he's not blonde or blue eyed, and he's not wearing the black tye/white shirt combo. Maybe he's selling something. Or charging his monthly newspaper delivery fee. Or he's coming to remind us of the next Dungeons and Dragons convention.

It turns out he is my brother's coworker, as I see my brother coming out and greeting him and showing him all around the house. That's weird. My brother almost never brings anyone home, not even girls.
Well, after the initial shock caused by the realization that his social life might not be ...Keep reading.

Posted in Family, Reveries, WTF | 7 Comments »

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Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...

What the fuck is wrong with Puerto Rico’s Blogging community?!

It's been quite a long while since I went over to Puertoblogs to see what's new. I haven't had time to sit down and read through all the self centered drivel that clogs the internet today, and now that I finally got to do it, I wish i had not. Holy Fucking Shit. Yes, it is self centered because that's exactly what ...