Archive for September, 2005

Sep
28th
2005

Makin’ money with the dead

By Kaiser Dämmerung

No, this is not a post about selling body parts in the black market, so back off, FBI. I don't wanna end up like Filiberto.
I'm talking about that whole new breed of shows popping out that have to do with ghosts and the supernatural. After the success of Medium, it seems every fucking network wants to have someone who can talk to/see/hunt the paranormal, and now this is getting fuckin' ridiculous.
Medium, although a good series, runs the risk of seeing their ideas copied and running out of new plots and ideas for their show, since all that ghost sighting/psychic/ESP topic is not an easy one to feed to people who get more thrilled for the fact that Ashton married Demi over the weekend in some heathen Kaballah ritual involving blood drinking and the sacrifice of virgin maidens. Who the fuck cares? they WANT ...Keep reading.

Sep
15th
2005

Slut Worship

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Just what is the cause of America's obsession with vapid skanks with no talent and too much money on their hands?
Everytime MSN's home page loads up, there's a section dedicated to celebrity gossip, and each and every day there is Paris Hilton's face with a different headline that goes from banal to utterly ridiculous. Or there's Britney with her latest hissy fit. Or one of the Olsen twins died her hair a shade less blonde. Why is this important? Who is actually satisfied when reading this disposable garbage that passes for "news"?
Let's take America's Attention Whore Extraordinaire, the Princess of Skank, Paris Hilton.

"That's hot. Even hotter than my worthless soul forever burning in the fiery pits of hell."

This bitch thinks she owns the world. Lady, first of all, ...Keep reading.

Sep
7th
2005

Voyeurism

By Kaiser Dämmerung

 

No, the title doesn't have anything to do with pre-pubescent fantasies of staring at naked people through old fashiones keyholes. It has to do with blogs.
Not that people actually use blogs to get off on secretly watching their nude victims (actually, some do, because right now there's a fucking blog for EVERYTHING), but people do get a certain sense of satisfaction by prying into the most mundane details in the lives of a complete unknown (or sometimes, someone you THINK you know). No wonder those god-awful reality shitshows are so damn popular. TV is already saturated with the likes of shows like "Who wants to marry my one-eyed, one-legged hare-lipped millionaire cave-dwelling survivor midget daughter who is possibly a zoophilic lesbian"....
Ok i gotta admit, if there was a show named like this, I'd watch it... hehehehehe.
Regardless, it is ...Keep reading.

Older Stuff

Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...

What the fuck is wrong with Puerto Rico’s Blogging community?!

It's been quite a long while since I went over to Puertoblogs to see what's new. I haven't had time to sit down and read through all the self centered drivel that clogs the internet today, and now that I finally got to do it, I wish i had not. Holy Fucking Shit. Yes, it is self centered because that's exactly what ...